Attached- Tsukishima Kei

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Third person

"This is ridiculous. How the hell did you guys manage to get Tsukki up there?" Yamaguchi asks in a mix of horror and amusement.

Hinata, Yamaguchi, Kageyama, and Kei were all at a bar just to catch up and drink with one another. They had a small stage for...performances on the weekends. (Though it wasn't the weekend and they most definitely did not come for that.)

It was all going fairly well until some worker got up onto the stage and announced that they were going to play a game that they do occasionally.

It's weird, really, and completely unexpected for the 4 grown up crows who's lifestyles don't collide with many bars.

The game was simple. 5 men from the abundance of customers had to volunteer to go sit up on stage, and different women would try to seduce them. Whoever doesn't get hard wins either $500 or free drinks for the rest of the night.

It's brilliant marketing, really. It brings in so many customers. Though of course these 4 boys were absolutely clueless about what goes on in this bar they picked on a whim.

Hinata in particular was excited about this, knowing the perfect person to win this game. And thus, Tsukishima Kei wound up being dragged onto stage against his will.

Lap dances, light touching, and anything else besides kissing on the lips was allowed if the women who were doing the seducing wanted to, and if the men consented to it.

Kei was the only one that requested to not be touched. Actually, the girl had to stand at least 6 feet away from him. He wanted to make it 10, but she would have fallen off the stage by then.

They were all dressed up in the skimpiest lingerie, and were all gorgeous no doubt.

All the other men lost almost instantaneously. Of course the establishment doesn't want to lose money so most of the time the women end up touching the guys or giving them lap dances and hickeys.

Even if guys like Tsukishima Kei request not to be touched, the women try their very hardest to seduce the man in front of them. But Tsukishima isn't easily impressed.

"What is this guy? Is he a homo?" The host of the game laughs when he notices that the blonde guy isn't having much of a reaction to these girls. He sucks his teeth, quickly running off.

A few seconds later the woman is called off stage, looking slightly pissed that she failed at her task.

And then a man comes out. A man so hot that even the guys raise their eyebrows. He starts stripping in front of Kei, who was now forced to look directly at the guy since he kept looking away from the lingerie-cladded woman.

He looks pissed. Not because they think he's gay- no. He couldn't care less about what other people thought of him. But because he has to be up on this stupid stage when he doesn't want to be.

"Wow...he really does not care." Yamaguchi snickers and Hinata gasps before dashing out of the bar.

Kageyama frowns, quickly following him.

"This guy just does not budge! Let's amp it up a bit..." The host brings out all the women in lingerie as well as more hot guys, and they surround Kei.

A few more minutes of pure torture goes on before Hinata bursts through the doors again.

"WAIT! I GOT IT!" He yells happily, giggling as the men and women are ushered off stage.

Everyone watches as the orange haired boy runs through the bar with a girl in tow, looking confused and tired.

As soon as Athena is placed in front of Kei, the blonde haired boy loses.

"A foreigner?!"

"Ah, so that's his type."

A few comments go around and Athena frowns as she looks at Kei.

She isn't even dressed up. She's wearing an oversized T-shirt and sweatpants, holding a bag of snacks from the convenient store she was just in moments ago across the street.

She notices Kei's situation and gasps, quickly sitting down on his lap.

"You can't show that to people." She pouts and he wraps his arms around her, adjusting her in his lap.

"Well you aren't really helping it right now, are you?" He asks, a small smirk coming onto his face.

She looks away from him and at the men and women who were just surrounding him, frowning.

"Were you getting a lap dance? I'm hurt." She looks back towards him, having a sense that that wasn't the case but still wanting to tease him.

"No. It's a weird and shitty game where they try to seduce you so you get hard." He explains and Athena scans the women again.

Her eyes widen and a small gasp leaves her lips before she narrows her eyes at Kei.

"And you didn't? You have poor taste! They're literally so hot." She scoffs, looking over at one girl in particular before waving.

The worker's eyes widen and a small blush comes onto her cheeks before shyly waving back.

"Uh, excuse you." Kei lightly grabs her chin and guides her gaze back to him. "Let's go home now, yeah?"

"Mkay!" Athena wraps her legs around his waist. "Carry me! I also got snacks because I was going to watch a movie. I didn't know you guys were at this bar. Want to watch with me?" She asks as Kei slides his hands down to her ass, keeping them there to support her weight as he stands up.

A small blush covers her cheeks as he hums, placing a kiss on her lips.

"No movie watching is going to go on tonight. Sorry babe." He grins. She chuckles quietly, burying her face in his chest as he walks over to the host. "Run me my money. I didn't lose to you."

Reluctantly, Kei gets handed $500.

"This is for you, love." Kei shoves the money into Athena's bag full of snacks. "Now, let's go home."

He practically ran.

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"Muah! Muaaaaah! Muah muah muah muah."

Hinata, Kageyama, and Yamaguchi stare at Kei and Athena as she repeatedly places kisses all over his face, giggling like a child.

"Watch them still say they aren't dating like they would back in high school." Hinata snickers, which makes the two pull away from each other.

"We aren't dating though." Athena raises an eyebrow, settling next to Kei as he wraps his arm around her shoulders. "He's my best friend."

"And husband." Kei doesn't forget to add, holding up his and her hand to show off their rings.

"Geez. I always forget you guys got married." Yamaguchi chuckles softly as the other two nod in agreement.

"Sir, you were literally my best man."