Attached- Tsukishima Kei

30

"Babe, can you break up with me for a couple of minutes?" I ask Kei as we sit in Kageyama and Hinata's living room.

He looks at me like I'm crazy before flicking my forehead.

"We're married, I can't just break up with you." He says and the other boys in the room besides Hinata look at me like I'm on drugs.

"Okay, let's separate for a few minutes." I say and Kei sits up.

"What is going on?"

"Let's just separate and then you have to start dating Yamaguchi-Kun for a few minutes." I beg and the two boys look very much concerned.

"Why would I do that? And why would I get with Yamaguchi?" Kei deadpans and my face drops as I cross my arms.

"Yeah. Don't pretend that y'all didn't make some 'If we're not married by 40 we'll marry each other' typa promise when you were young." I say and the two sit like 🧍🏻 and 🧍🏼.

"Whatever." Kei grumbles.

"Oh my- I'm so heartbroken." I move next to Hinata, putting my head in my hands to act distressed.

"Athena, look how cute they are together. It's so disgusting." Hinata plays along, shaking his head.

Meanwhile, Kei and Yamaguchi are on two separate couches, looking at one another in confusion.

"What are you guys up to now?" Kageyama asks but we ignore him because we can.

"I'm so sad. I miss my husband but I'll never get him back." I fake wipe tears from my face.

"He's in love with another!" Hinata sighs, then quickly takes out his phone and plays a song.

I stand up, about to sing but he quickly pauses it.

"KAGEYAMA WE'RE BREAKING UP FOR A FEW MINUTES." He quickly yells.

"NO THE FUCK WE AR-"

"No me queda más." I cut him off, singing because Hinata unpaused the song already. "Que perderme en un abismo. De tristeza y lágrimas."

"No me queda más." Hinata takes over, both of us grabbing a water bottle and standing in the middle of the room as we sing together. "Que aguantar bien mi derrota. Y brindarte felicidad."

"What the hell is going on...?" Yamaguchi blinks.

Hinata and I continue singing, confusing the hell out of the other three boys in the room.

"Es el más dulce recuerdo de mi vidaaaa." Hinata kicks us off before we both start singing together.

"YO TENÍA UNA ESPERANZA, EN EL FONDO DE MI ALMA. QUE UN DÍA TE QUEDARAS, TÚ CONMIGO. Y AÚN GUARDABA UNA ILUSIÓN-"

"I just looked up the lyrics and these bitches acting like we did this to them." Yamaguchi scoffs, showing them to Kei.

"Okay Hinata. Keep this up and you'll really be single." Kageyama sits back in his seat and both of us freeze.

"Bro, I swear to god we can never have just have fun." Hinata says to me, rolling his eyes.

"For real, on Jah." I cross my arms.

"Who the fuck is Jah???"

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"Hi guys, welcome to my YouTube channel. Today I'm going to be introducing you all to my super hot, super sexy, super tall, super PALE, super blonde, super professional volleyball playing husband. I'm talking Division 1 professional-"

"Why are you pretending like you're recording something? All you're doing for real is sitting on my lap and clinging to me." Kei raises an eyebrow, looking at me.