Something Bad Is Happening / More Racquetball

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Marvin and Whizzer smiled at each other, Marvin pulling his lover into a kiss. As soon as the music started, the hosts went to get more ice cream and tissues, not prepared for the next songs. (like who gave him the right to make this song follow what more can i say? 🤨)

[CHARLOTTE]
People might think I'm very dyke-ish

Cordelia let out a laugh.

I make a big stink when I must, but goddamn
I'm just professional, never too nonchalant
If I'm a bitch, well, I am what I am!

Just call me 'Doc',

Jade laughed, "Hah! Doc McStuffins!" Issie snorted.

don't call me 'lady'
I don't like to talk when I'm losing the game
Bachelors arrive sick and frightened

Whizzer fidgeted in his seat slightly, not wanting to be reminded of what happened.

They leave weeks later, unenlightened
We see a trend, but the trend has no name

Something bad is happening

"You don't say." Issie sarcastically stated.

Something very bad is happening
Something stinks, something immoral
Something so bad that words have lost their meaning!
Rumors fly and tales abound
Stories echo underground!
Something bad is
Spreading, spreading, spreading 'round!

[CORDELIA]
Tell me how it tastes!
Tell me if it's good!
Tell me, dear, if you'd like seconds-

[CHARLOTTE, spoken]
Stop!

[CORDELIA]
Go ahead and wound my pride

[CHARLOTTE]
Just stop

[CORDELIA]
You're feeling very sick inside, well, okay
So you've had a bad day
I don't know what to say
Look what's become of my doctor

She's my doctor
And I love her!

"Y'all cute." Jade said as they took a handful of their popcorn. Charlotte and Cordelia smiled in response.

She's got passion!
She's intelligent and, Jesus Christ
A doctor!
Very wealthy

Charlotte laughed, not catching what her girlfriend said when this originally happened.

And I love her!
Doctor of internal medicine!
I'm heartsick
You're unhappy

[CHARLOTTE]
Life is crappy

"Ain't that the truth!"

[CORDELIA]
And you always see the glass half full
I'm nervous

[CHARLOTTE]
This is too damn ridiculous!

[CORDELIA]
She's my doctor and I love her!
She's got heart!

[CHARLOTTE]
My spirits sag when I read the magazines
Men dressed in drag, next to their moms
Fashion and passion and filler
But not a word about the killer

Marvin's grip on Whizzer's waist tightened. Whizzer placed his hand over Marvin's.

I like the ballgowns, but Jesus!

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