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The Baseball Game

Jade's eyes lit up as The Baseball Game is one of their favourite songs.

[MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA]
We're sitting
And watching Jason play baseball
We're watching Jason play baseball!
We're watching Jewish boys
Who cannot play baseball, play baseball!

Laughs were heard around the room. Some people started dancing to the music.

We're watching Jewish boys
Who cannot play baseball play-

[MARVIN]
I hate baseball, I really do!
Unlike the rest of you
I hate baseball!

[CHARLOTTE and CORDELIA]
We really wish he'd take this more seriously!

[MENDEL]
It's weird how he swings the bat!

[MARVIN]
It's weird how he swings the bat
And why does he have to throw like that?

"Oh yeah, thanks." Jason sarcastically said, rolling his eyes.

[MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA]
We're sitting
And watching Jason make errors
The most pathetical errors!

"Wow, thanks guys!"

We're watching Jewish boys
Who almost read Latin
Up, battin'
And battin' bad!

[MENDEL]
Remember Sandy Koufax!
You can do it if you wanna do it!
Take heart from Hank Greenberg!

Jade laughed, "I have no idea who those people are." Mendel opened his mouth to answer but Issie beat him to it.

"They're Jewish Pro-Baseball players."

"Oh."

It's not genetic
Even you can be copacetic!
Relax..I think, I think
I think you can, I think you can!

[MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA]
We're sitting
And watching Jason play baseball
We're watching Jason play baseball!
We're watching Jewish boys
We're watching Jewish boys
We're watching-
Slide, Jason
Slide, Jason!
Slide!

(Whizzer enters)

"Oh! This is the game where Whizzer came back!" Cordelia says excitedly. Jade and Issie cheer when Andrew walks on stage.

[MARVIN]
What is he doing here?

[TRINA]
What are you doing here?

"Thanks for that warm welcome by the way."

[WHIZZER]
Jason asked me to come
Since he asked me to come, I came

Jason and Whizzer smile at each other.

[TRINA]
Just what I wanted at a Little League game
My ex-husband's ex-lover!
Isn't that what every mother dreams about
Having at a Little League game?

[MENDEL]
Looking at Whizzer is like eating trayf

"Rude."

[CORDELIA]
The kid was out!