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Jason's Bar Mitzvah

Charlotte and Cordelia start crying at the vocals of Whizzer's actor. Marvin lets his tears fall, after holding them back all this time; Whizzer strokes his arm in comfort, sniffling. Everyone else was already crying or holding back their tears.

[JASON]
Whizzer, hey!
Suddenly it all came clear:
I said, let's have my bar mitzvah here!

Whizzer's eyes fill with tears as he remembers this moment; how shocked but happy he was.

[MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, JASON, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA]
Surprise!

[MARVIN]
This was Jason's brilliant idea!
And I brought the prayer shawl

[MARVIN, TRINA, MENDEL, JASON, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA]
Ooo
It's Jason's bar mitzvah!

[MENDEL]
Don't you move
Everything will soon be great
Close your eyes
While we redecorate

[CORDELIA]
I'll unwrap the billion hors d'oeuvres
And someone, please, eat them

People let out a laugh through their tears.

[TRINA]
Photo!

[ALL]
Ooo
It's Jason's bar mitzvah!

[TRINA]
Lovely, flowers make things lovely
Champagne makes things lovely, too

Marvin chuckles at the way Whizzer was examining his tie on stage.

[TRINA]
Everything's amiss

[MENDEL]
Drink up!
Anyone for bubbly?

[TRINA]
Probably, it's doubly useful at a time like this
Cheers

[MENDEL and WHIZZER]
Cheers

[TRINA]
And aren't things lovely?
I feel more helpless than I have in years

Trina sighs sadly.

[MARVIN]
Try this on
Mendel, get this thing in gear

[WHIZZER]
Please excuse me if I interfere
But I feel that, since I'm the host
It's me who should toast him

[MARVIN, WHIZZER, TRINA, MENDEL, CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA]
Ooo, ooo

[WHIZZER]
To Jason's bar mitzvah!

Jason and Whizzer smile at each other.

[The men depart to help Jason get ready]

[CHARLOTTE]
I notified the nurses
Told them please to not intrude

[CORDELIA]
I passed around the food
And dumped some extra food
'Cause, Lord knows, we've got plenty