Please Come to Our House / Jason's Therapy

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Jade and Issie cheered. "And with a banana in her mouth!! Queen!" Jade shouted.

Issie scoffed, "How did Stephanie not win a Tony for this role? I swear to god."

[The phone rings. TRINA is on the phone.]

[MENDEL, spoken]
Hello?

[TRINA]
Dr. Mendel, please

[MENDEL, spoken]
Yep. This is Mendel Weisenbachfeld

"Doesn't get more Jewish then that."

[TRINA]
Dr. Mendel, vis-a-vis what Marvin did
Or rather, hasn't done

[MENDEL, spoken]
Trina, how are you?

[TRINA]
You must exorcise a devil

"He's a psychiatrist, not an exorcist Trina." Cordelia says with a laugh.

'Cause it inhabits Marvin's son

[MENDEL, spoken]
Sure, sure. Yes um...

[TRINA]
Please come to our house
And talk a bit with Jason
It's a slight exaggeration
But he's sick in the head

Jason frowned.

Oh, sure
Sometimes, you'll think he's wonderful
But he's wild
I'm sure he's Marvin's child

Jason starts following Trina around.

[JASON]
What should I say to the man?
Should I be mean to the man?

[TRINA]
Just be yourself

[JASON]
I'll be myself?

[TRINA]
Stop asking questions. Be yourself

[JASON]
I'll be myself!

[TRINA]
Don't be disgusting. Be yourself!

[Doorbell.]

Go, go, go, go

[MENDEL opens the door. MENDEL and JASON shake hands.]

[JASON]
Hello to you, my house
So good of you to travel
On account of my unraveling
Now let's eat some food

[MENDEL, spoken]
Let's talk

[TRINA]
I think, before the food gets cold

[MENDEL]
Time to jaw

Cordelia laughed and Jade snorted.

First, I'll extend my paw

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