Attention Jade Tate (Rewrite)

Chapter 24

"Skylar," Jade whispered.

"Emm." I turned over and snuggled into Darleen.

"Skylar," Jade poked me.

I huffed and turned to face her.

"What?" I grumbled.

"I have to pee." She wiggled around in place.

"And?"

"And I don't want to go pee by myself. Come with me," she said.

I sighed and sat up.

Darleen grumbled.

"Sorry, Jade has to pee. I'll be back." I said.

She pouted at me before turning over and closing her eyes to get more sleep.

I got up and stretched before slipping my shoes on and grabbing the toilet paper.

"Come on." I yawned before we trekked into the woods.

The sun isn't even fully up yet.

This camping site is on a remote trail, we only know about it because Archer's dad told him about it. Hardly anyone knows about it or comes here. So no porta potty.

"Is it number one or number two?" I ask Jade as we walk.

"Just number one."

"Good I think I might be scarred for life if I had to hear you poop."

"Shut up," She playfully smacks me in the shoulder.

We find a good spot behind a rather large tree.

"Here, I'll wait on the other side of the tree," I hand her the toilet paper.

"How do I, you know... do it?" she asked.

"Like I know? Just pull your pants down and pop a squat." I shrug.

"Fine." She blushes in embarrassment.

I wait on the other side of the tree.

"Do you think there are bears out here?" I ask to help subside the awkwardness of listening to Jade pee.

"Maybe." She said.

"Maybe!"

"Just kidding." She giggled.

I clenched my legs together, great, now I have to pee.

When she was done, we trade places.

"Dang you flooded it back here," I say.

"Shut up before I smack you upside the head," She says.

I giggle.

"Skylar?"

"Hmm?"

"I think I want to break up with Archer."

"Why?" I ask as I do my business.

"He's not what I thought."

"Well you should tell him, I overheard him say he plans to sleep with you on this camping trip." I pull my pants up and toss my used toilet paper in the same plastic bag Jade did, I loosely tie up the bag before walking around the tree.

"He said that?" she eyes me.

"Not in so many words, but basically and I quote, "it's tradition" so yeah."

"What a jerk," She grumbles.

"Tell me about, so not Jade material." I tease.

She smiles at me. Then we start our walk back.