I have no motivation, so Im just going to go through tumblr and wattpad get inspiration for incorrect quotes, and write them down
Also these contain you guys ( reader ) but their not shipped with anyone. Also they are like, dream's adopted child
( also Illumina anyone ? )
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Illumina: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Dream: Aww-
Illumina: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
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Wilbur: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Dream: Aren't you forgetting something?
Wilbur: Uuh...*hesitantly kisses Dream's forehead before running out.*
Dream: No, pay your bill! Damn, Did Dadza not raise you well !?
Philza:*Crying in the background*
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Reader: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
Sapnap: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Dream walks in*
Sapnap: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Reader:*smirking* oh we got a love story poppin'.
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George: Did Dream just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Reader: Yeah, they did.
George: And did I just do finger guns back?
Reader: Yeah, you did.
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Reader: This totally sucks, man.
Sapnap: This is horrible.
Reader: Yeah, I know, I mean look at today’s news.
Sapnap: No, it’s not that, it’s Dream.
Sapnap: It’s just like, I can’t get them out of my head and every time I look at them I have this pains in my chest, and I just know it’s their , that bitch!
Reader: Man's in love~~
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Dream: on a scale to japanese to English, how fucked up is your mind?
Reader: idk probably Vocaloid
Techno, wilbur and illumina: We know many languages, but wtf is this one?
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Dream: Hello phil
Techno: Hi phil
Wilbur:Good morning phil
Philza: why do you all sound like you are being forced to say that ?
Reader: OHIYO KARASU NO CHICHI ( japanese for good morning crow father )
Dream:*proud parent noises*
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Dream: I asked George out.
Sapnap: Oh, Well he lost his chance.
Dream: Why?
Sapnap: Well, I assume he said no.
Dream: No, he said yes.
Sapnap: Really? Then I’m sorry for you.
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Illumina, holding a rock: Dream just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock".
Wilbur: If you don't marry him, I will.
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playing twister*
Reader: Right hand red.
Techno: *ends up on top of dream*
Techno: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?
Reader: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.
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Dream invited george over to breakfast*
Dream: Hay george can you pass the salt ?
George: Say the magic word~~~
Dream: *starts chanting in latin*
Reader: *walks in with a book of demonic chants*
George: WHAT THE FU-
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Dream: How much did you spend on this date?
Sapnap: $1400. But all of it's on credit cards, so it's like $5 a month for the next 2,000 years.
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Dream: Are you ready to commit?
Wilbur: Like, a crime or a relationship?
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Dream: I owe you one.
Illumina: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.
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Dream: Well, Wilbur and I finally did it!
The rest of the harem: *gasps, shocked expressions, etc.*
Dream: That's right... We kissed!
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Sapnap: Truth or dare?
Dream: Dare.
Sapnap: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Dream: Hey Wilbur?
Wilbur, blushing: Yeah?
Dream: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Illumina
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Wilbur: I would never say that my partner is a cockslut and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a cockslut and I like them so much!
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George: Wow, Dream, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Dream: We literally slept together yesterday.
George: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands
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Dream: Pfft, you should meet Techno, he's such a tsundere.
Wilbur: he... they just stabbed you.
Dream: So cute.
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Dream: I hate you with every-
Illumina: Oh, I know what you're going to say, you were going to say "I hate you with every inch of my body" then I will reply with "that's not a lot of inches" . Right !
Dream:...
Illumina:...
Dream: I hate you with every atom of my being
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(Fem dream AU)
Reader: Dream ! Can I dress you up as something ?
Dream: sure.
*10 minutes later*
Dream, In a sexy nurse outfit: and that is what I regreted the most.
The dream harem:*taking pictures*
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I have no more motivation of continuing, but I will like it if some of the readers can give me some incorrect quotes. Let you imaginations shine!
(No proof read)
Your Incorrect quotes <3
(Credits will be given)
robo_fortune_M-3OW out!
