I have lost control on my wattpad routine, oof.
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Dream - why are you smiling ?
Wilbur - what ? Can't a man just be happy ?
Tubbo - schlatt fell down the stairs and broke his nose
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Dream - if i kill a child, but mix my blood with theirs, would that be my child ?
Techno - okay wtf ? Go to sleep.
Illumina from the ceiling - but- he's right, right ?
Techno - how are you here ?!?
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Dream - *pained moan* mhhm~!
Illumina - god- it's so tight~
Dream - AH ! THAT HURTS~ LUMI~~! AHA~
Wilbur, outside the door - *small sobs because he has a crush on dream*
Phil - wil, you do realize that Illumina is just helping dream put on a corset ?
Wilbur - *starts full on crying*
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Some rando - *flirting with dream*
Dream - *visibly uncomfortable*
Techno - *sharpening a sword and glaring the rando*
Illumina - *doing 25 pushups per second somehow while also glaring*
Wilbur - *swinging his guitar like a bat while also also glaring*
The rando - visible fear
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Context - dream and sapnap are stuck inside a locker
Dream - *muffled noises*
Sapnap - will you please shut up ? Someone will hear us.
Dream - (quietly) Aha~ AHA~
George outside the locker door - wtf is going on in there?
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What was actually going on - dream and sapnap got stuck in the locker and they got bored and decided to voice act their favourite anime scene
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Fundy- I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine !
Dream- But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Fundy- O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
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RB- *sees dream and Illumina together*
RB- Their relationship is so cutee. I would put them on a boat.
Someone- You mean... you ship them ?
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Punz- Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Dream- I’m “a couple of things”.
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Dream- Is something burning?
Quackity, leaning seductively on the counter- Just my desire for you.
Dream- quackity, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Phil- so wil, why do you love dream ?
Wilbur- oh, well just wait a little *gets out a bow and shoots dream*
Dream- *screams in a melodious tune*
Wilbur- now do you get it ?
Technoblade, coming from the ground via tunnel- *nods furiously*
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Wilbur- I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Techno- I sleep with a knife.
Sam- Both of you are pathetic.
Wilbur- Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
Sam- Dream.
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Puffy- So, what is dream to you?
George- The reason I wake up every morning.
Puffy- ...That’s adorable.
Dream earlier that morning, barging into george′s room, smacking frying pans together: WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE THE FUCK UP !!!
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Illumina gets hit by a skeleton
Illumina- *screams like a normal human*
Dream- *screams in triple high x2 more octaves to assert dominance* (and that sounds like a fork scraching a plate)
Punz- *screams in lower-case to try and assert dominance*
Wilbur- *screams in autotune*
Technoblade- *screams in LOUD*
Philza- *Screams in wtf and confusion*
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That's all i have right now, i felt kinda bad for not working on the book a lot, so yeah.
