I was escorted into a large red and white room, a disk was placed at my neck. I look up to see Thor standing up, without a shirt or his armor on."Y/N? What are you doing here?" He puts his armor on.
"They put me here with you. I flipped out after the fight because that was cheating, he zapped you." I nod. "Now I got one too." I point. "Loki tried to talk to the Grandmaster...even about you. But it didn't work."
We turn as we heart water moving beside us, Hulk was sitting in a giant tub, "Are we cool?" Thor asks. Hulk grunts. "It's Hulk in a hot tub." Thor points, "How long have you been like that?"
"Like what?"
"Like this. Big, green, ...stupid." Thor points again.
"Hulk always Hulk."
Thor takes this in, and then walks over to a window that
looks out across the city. "How'd you get here?""Winning."
"You mean cheating? Were they wearing one of these when you won?" I point at Thor, "How'd you arrive here?" I ask.
"Quinjet." Hulk mimes a plane landing in the water.
"Yes. Where is the Quinjet now?" I ask.
Hulk stands up, and exits the hot tub, naked. Thor slaps his hand over my eyes, "That's naked. He's very naked."
"It's in my brain now." I gasp.
"Quinjet."
Thir pulls me over to the window and takes his hand off my face, we look down below to see the Jet in the junkyard, "Yes! I'm getting us out of here. This is a terrible, awful place. You're gonna love Asgard. It's big. It's golden. Shiny." Thor nods
Hulk now had something around his waist and sits on his bed, eating a pumpkin. "Hulk stay."
"No, no, no. Our people need us to get back to Asgard. We must prevent Ragnarok." I nod.
"Rag-na-ruh?"
"The prophesied death of my home world, the end of days, it's the
end of-" Thor stops as Hulk yawns. "If you help us get back to Asgard, we can help you get back to Earth.""Earth hate Hulk."
"Earth loves Hulk. They love you. You're of the Avengers. One of the team, one of our friends. This is what friends do. They support each other." I smile.
"You're Banner's friend."
"I'm not Banner's friend. I prefer you." Thor smiles.
"Banner's friend."
"I don't even like Banner." Thor starts to impersonate Bruce, "I'm into numbers and science and stuff."
"Y/N and Thor go. Hulk Stay."
"Fine. Stay here. Stupid place. It's hideous, by the way. The red, the white. Just pick a color." Thor rolls his eyes.
Thor heads for the exit, a wide open door. "Smash you."
"You didn't smash anything. I won that fight." Thor turns angrily.
"I smashed you."
"Yeah, sure, sure." Thor rolls his eyes.
"Baby Arms."
"What?" He turns.
"Baby."
"Moron! You big child." Thor yells.
I try to stop him, "Thor I wouldn't-"
"Thor go!"
"I am going!" Thor yells.
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My Trickster (Loki X Fem Reader)
FanfictionYou were never normal growing up, but you liked it that way. At a young age you were moved into the palace on Asgard, for you were to grow up to be a powerful warrior. And who better to train you than the King and Queen. You quickly become friends w...