My Trickster (Loki X Fem Reader)

Chapter 34 - Freaking Out

Bruce sits on the ground with his head in his hands, Thor and I sit at his sides. "The sun's going down. It's getting really low. The sun's going down. It's getting real low." Thor repeats.

"Would you stop saying that!?" Bruce looks up angrily.

"Yes, please stop. Your making it worse." I rub Bruce's back.

"I just need you to stay calm." Thor nods.

"Calm!? I'm on an alien planet!"

"It's just a planet. You've been on a planet before." Thor nods.

"Yeah! One!"

"Now you've been on two. That's a good thing. It's a new experience." Thor smiles.

"My neurons, they're firing faster than my brain can handle the information. The whole thing is totally different this time. In the past, I always felt like Hulk and I each had a hand on the wheel, but this time it's like he had the keys and I was locked in the trunk."

"Alright, well, you're back now that's all that matters." I smile, taking him into my arms. I lay him against me and wrap my arms around him, reaching my right hand up and rubbing his head to calm him.

"Wow this is nice...your good at this- wait no! No, it's not what matters. What I'm trying to tell you, is that if I turn into the Hulk again, Banner may never come back. And we're stranded on a planet that is designed to stress me out."

"We're not stranded, we're gonna figure out a way to get us home." I smile, continuing to rub his head.

"Thank you."

"Not your home, though. Asgard." Thor nods.

"What?"

"Listen, Mine and Y/N's people are in great danger. The three of us, we have to fight this really powerful being who also happens to be my sister." Thor nods.

"Okay, that is so wrong on so many... I don't wanna fight your
sister. That's a family issue."

"No, she's an evil being." I nod.

"I don't care what she is. I'm not fighting any more beings. I'm sick of it. I just told you. If I turn into the Hulk, I am never gonna come back again. And you both don't care."

"I care Bruce, I'm sorry." I smile.

"Thank you."

"No, no. I'm putting together the team. The Hulk is the fire." Thor nods.

"Wait, you're just using me to get to the Hulk."

"What? No!" Thor shakes his head.

"It's gross. You don't care about me. You're not my friend."

"No! I don't even like the Hulk. He's all like... 'smash, smash, smash.' I prefer you." Thor smiles.

"Thanks."

"But if I'm being honest, when it comes to fighting evil beings, he
is very powerful and useful." Thor shrugs.

"Yeah, Banner's powerful and useful, too."

"Is he though?" Thor says.

"How many PhDs does Hulk have? Zero. How many PhDs does Banner have? Seven."

"I agree, Bruce is useful and powerful." I smile, still holding him.

"This is why I love Y/N. She actually cares about me!"

"Fine, you don't have to fight anyone. But we're in danger here, so we have to move." Thor Thor grabs a towel from the ground next to him then puts the towel over his head.