THIRD'S THE CHARM | The Vampire Diaries x Male OC

THE NIGHT OF THE COMET (S1:E2)

The next day, I'm walking down the halls of Mystic Falls High School with Bonnie and her friend Caroline.

I'm not sure if I like Blondie or not, I just know that I'd rather be alone with my witchy friend right now.

Caroline: I'm confused. Are you psychic or clairvoyant?

Bonnie: Technically, Grams says I'm a witch. My ancestors were these really cool Salem witch chicks or something. Grams tried to explain it all, but she was looped on the liquor so I kinda tuned out. Crazy family, yes. Witches? I don't think so.

Hearing that, I gotta chuckle. Classic Sheila.

Sam : You see, Salem witches have a long, prestigious history full of magic and tradition. If I were you, I would be a bit more open minded, Witchy.

Bonnie : You believe in that sort of stuff?

Sam : It's not a matter of believing. I think it's more important if you are open or not.

Bonnie wants to say something, but Blondie cuts her off before she can even start.

Caroline: Yeah, well, feel free to conjure up the name and number of that guy from last night.

Bonnie: I didn't see him, you did. Why didn't you just talk to him?

Caroline: I don't know. I was drunk.

Sam : And that's my queue to leave.

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Being new to a city isn't easy. Once again I find myself in the Mystic Grill and since my only friend is Bonnie, I have to hang out with her friends has well. That being Elena and Caroline. Which means girl's talk. Hurray, I wanna kill myself.

Bonnie: Well, I was talking to Grams, and she said the comet is a sign of impending doom. The last time it passed over Mystic Falls, there was lots of death. So much blood and carnage, it created a bed of paranormal activity.

Caroline: Yeah, and then you poured Grams another shot and she told you about the aliens.

Hearing her talk about Sheila like that kinda pisses me off.

Sam : Hey Blondie, show Bonnie's Grams some respect, alright? Because she is, in fact, very right. 145 years ago, the last time the comet could be seen, there was a huge deal of death and destruction, also in Mystic Falls. Maybe you should ask Sheila for some lessons on history, rather than shame her so disgustingly.

They all look at me in surprise. I know, it's not good to let my guard down like that, but I hate it when someone talks about my friends like that.

Bonnie : Sheila? Do you know my Grams?

Sam : More or less.

But then, Caroline, after being humbled, changes the conversation in a different direction. More specifically, Elena and Stefan. Now that's gonna be awkward.

Elena: It was nothing.

Caroline: You and Stefan talked all night? There was no sloppy first kiss or touchy feely of any kind?

Elena: Nope. We didn't go there.

Caroline: Not even a handshake? I mean, Elena, we are your friends. Ok? You are supposed to share the smut.

To that, I immediately intervene.

Sam : No! This is my brother you're talking about! I don't wanna hear about any of that.

I'm being completely ignored.

Elena: We just talked for hours.

Caroline: Ok, what is with the blockage? Just jump his bones already! Ok, it's easy. Boy likes girl, girl likes boy, sex!