THIRD'S THE CHARM | The Vampire Diaries x Male OC

BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON (S2:E11)

Me and Damon are talking with our brother at the tomb's entrance. Seeing him locked in like this kinda sucks, but that's what he gets for always wanting to be the hero.

Stefan: You trapped her in the house?

Damon: It's for the best. Trust me. Elena is on a martyr tear that rivals your greatest hits. You should be glad the witch, sorry Sammy, lovely Bonnie, and I are even getting along.

Sam : Damon's right. It's for her own good. Look, I made a deal with Elijah, he ain't a threat at the moment. But Klaus is never too far behind. And he is a world of trouble none of you are prepared to deal with.

Damon : What Sammy wants to say... we're the masterminds, leave the evil plotting to us. Here, I brought you this.

He holds up a bag.

Damon: Care package: candles, lanterns and...lunch.

He shows him a bottle of blood.

Stefan: Give that to me and I'm just gonna have to share it with her.

We looks at Katherine, who's standing not too far away.

Damon: Yeah...

Sam : Can't be too difficult to kill a bitch, now can it?

Katherine: Charming as always, Sammy. Actually, you three are surprisingly calm, considering Klaus will hunt you down and kill you if you mess with his little plan.

Little plan my ass, girl.

Damon: I've been dead before. I got over it. And if bad turns to worse, we can always guilt trip Sammy into helping us.

Sam : Bite me, jerk.

We then turn our attention back to Stefan.

Damon: Once we deal with this moonstone, we'll figure a way to get you out.

Sam : Don't worry, Brother. We're not gonna let you rot in here. Well, maybe we would, but not with that whore around you 24/7. We're not monster after all.

Damon : Damn right, Sambo.

Much to my delight, Stefan actually smiles a bit.

Stefan: Don't worry about me, guys. Just make sure Elena's safe.

Sam : We will, I promise.

We nod at each other, then Damon and I leave.

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Damon and I enter the Gilbert's house and join Elena in the living room.

Damon: You should really lock your door.

What a mean, resting bitch-face on that girl, geez.

Damon : Oh, come on, pouty. At least give me two points for ingenuity.

Sam : Nah bro, that was a straight three-pointer if you ask me.

We high-five, much to Elena's annoyance.

Elena: Do you think this is funny?

Damon: Yes Elena. I find hilarity in the lengths that I have to go to repeatedly save your life.

Elena: What does Stefan say about this?

Damon: We had a good laugh.

Sam : Though I bet he'd like to switch doppelgängers.

Jeremy enters the room and sits down with us. When he entered, he gave me a mean glare. Elena is going through enough right now, I don't need to set her brother straight in front of her... though I can imagine how that'd look like.