THIRD'S THE CHARM | The Vampire Diaries x Male OC

ROSE (S2:E8)

I wake up in my bed and feel besides me, only to find the other side of my bed empty. Right, Jeremy gave Bonnie a ride home yesterday.

He seemed awfully chatty that day. Might have to let the big, scary vampire hang out and make sure he knows to keep a certain emotional distance from a Salvatore's girlfriend.

I pick up my phone and call Bonnie up. After a few seconds, she picks up.

Bonnie : Sammy, hey. Is something wrong? You never call that early in the morning.

Sam : Just wanted to know if you got home save yesterday.

Bonnie : Oh yeah, Jeremy gave me a ride.

Well, she isn't lying, so there's nothing to worry about in that department. Am I being franatic? Maybe.

Sam : Yeah, well he already got his driver's license and he ain't a kid anymore, of course you'd just looove to hitch a ride home with him.

Bonnie : Wha-... Sammy, did you listen in us yesterday? Don't tell me the oh so great Samuel Salvatore is jealous because of Jeremy Gilbert.

Sam : What can I say? I have separation anxiety.

Bonnie : Don't worry, Sam. I mean he's Elena's little brother. Hello...

Sam : The fact that's your main argument and not that you already have a wonderful boyfriend...

Bonnie : For the love of God.

I chuckle a bit.

Sam : I'm joking, Witchy. But just so we're clear... I can make him vanish and ain't no one gonna search for him.

Bonnie : You're cruel, you know that?

Sam : I've been told, yes.

Bonnie : Don't worry about a thing. I love you, and not even a guy like Brad Pitt is gonna change anything about that.

Sam : Brad Pitt? Really? I would've understood Keanu Reeves, but this guy? Fine, I gotta kill Brad Pitt now too, great. You just keep on filling up my already overloaded schedule, Witchy. Any other names you wanna drop?

I hear her giggling a bit, although she obviously tries to muffle it. Thanks vampire hearing.

Bonnie : Just say you love me too, you idiot.

Sam : Hm, I don't know. Are you gonna sleep over today if I say that?

Bonnie : There's a good chance I may, but I gotta hear it first.

I can't help but smile a bit.

Sam : So clingy.

Bonnie : Oh, no I'm the one who's clingy?

Sam : Joking... I love you, Bonnie.

Bonnie : I love you too. See you at school?

Sam : Sure, why is that even a question?

Bonnie : It's not like you have the best attendance record.

Sam : It's not like I'm a regular high schooler either.

Bonnie : But I want to see you.

Sam : Alright, I'll be there... by the 4th period, I promise.

Bonnie : Sam!

Sam : Sorry, I really love you, but love only goes a certain way. Even if Angelina Jolie herself would be teaching math, I wouldn't be there.

Bonnie : Angelina Jolie? Damn it, Branjelina just keeps getting in our way. See you after 2nd period?

Sam : Geez, woman. Fine, I'll be there.