THIRD'S THE CHARM | The Vampire Diaries x Male OC

UNPLEASANTVILLE (S1:E12)

In the Salvatore Boarding House, Damon and I are sitting across from each other in the living room, him drinking a glass of bourbon, me reading a book.

Damon : I hope my information has helped you the other day.

Sam : The thing with Lee?

Damon : You took care of that little pest, right?

I turn the page, not looking up to meet my brother's gaze.

Sam : How long do you know me for, Brother?

Damon : Long enough to know that it's never a good sign when you don't answer a question directly.

I sigh, close the book and look my brother in the eyes.

Sam : Lee is dead. All the evidence of his and Bree's death are gone. No one can track anything back to neither you or me. The thing is over, let's not talk about it.

A smirk appears on Damon's face while he leans back in his seat.

Damon : That's my brother.

I just shake my head and go back to read my book, when I hear Damon scoff mockingly. With a twitch in my eye, I close the book AGAIN, and focus on my oldest Salvatore.

Sam : What's so funny?

Damon : Don't tell me you didn't enjoy getting rid of Lee. This guy's been a pain in your ass for years.

Sam : Let's just say, no tears were shed that day.

We both smirk at each other, then go back to what we were doing before.

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I'm at the Grill with Bonnie and Elena, eating dinner. I know I said she's family now, but I didn't think that would mean she's coming along now when I'm trying to have dinner with my girlfriend.

Although there are really some interesting things getting exposed between the two best friends, while I secretly spike my coke with blood underneath the table.

Bonnie: I can't believe you're adopted. I never saw that coming.

Elena: And it gets weirder. I looked at my birth certificate. It lists Miranda and Grayson Gilbert as my birthparents. None of it makes any sense.

Bonnie: Which is why you should ask Jenna.

Elena groans, then looks at me. Seems like the mere mentioning of Jenna and me being in the same room still makes her uncomfortable.

Sam : She's right, ya know.

Bonnie: First of all, the Elena I know would always want the real truth, good or bad.

Elena: And second of all?

Bonnie: You just found out your boyfriend is a vampire, so unless your birthparents are aliens... How bad could it be?

That's where I chime in.

Sam : Well, Miranda and Grayson could've been vampires as well, used mind compulsion on your birth parents, making them forget you even existed and then manipulated the doc to fake the documents.

They both look at me in a mixture of shock and surprise.

Elena : You think that could be it?

Bonnie : Makes sense somehow...

I squint my eyes.

Sam : No, it was a joke. Geez, girls.

Bonnie slaps my arm, an obvious fake glare on her face, while Elena's glare doesn't seem to be all that fake.