The Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness

How Tankman and Steve Adopted Pico

Tankman and Steve heard something.

Steve: Captain! What's that noise!

Tankman: It must be a battle cry! Someone's coming towards us!

Steve: It sounds like a baby!

Tankmam: A baby?! [Pico crawls out from under the dead bodies] 

Tankman and Steve: Uh...

Pico: Cock Joke!

Tankman: S-son?

Steve: Captain? Are you okay?

Tankman: Steve... We're adopting him.

Steve: All because he said two words?

Tankman: Those were not just two words! Those were the words I say all the time! I'm gonna name him Pico!

Steve: Pico?

Tankman: It's cool as shit, Steve! [Picks up Pico] Come on son. Let's go home!

I don't care if people say that Tankman and Steve aren't Pico's parents because of this!

He's still Tank-Dad in my heart because of this!