Bow down to the king of despair!
There are two sides to a coin! One side, you guys! The other side, well, guess who!
NYHAHAHAHAA!!!! ME, RUV FUCKING RUVYZVAT!!!!! AKA, THE ULTIMATE DESPAIR!!!!!
According to my calculations, despair shall take over 100% of the world!
You wouldn't hurt this adorable face, would ya?!
The world is just soooo depressing, isn't it...?
You're killing me?! Why this is just...!
TOTALLY THE BEST!!!!!
Puhuhuhu!!! You're just soooo naive about the despair you're currently in, aren't ya?!