Daddy Dearest: So Kat, why did you call me in here?
Kat: Remember how I wanted you to meet my new boyfriend, Daddy?
Daddy Dearest: Yeah? Why are you saying this?
Kat: Well Daddy, I want you to meet my new boyfriend, Pico!
Pico: Hi, Mr. Dearest.
Daddy Dearest: He looks pretty cool. Tell me, boy, what are your talents?
Pico: Well, I can shoot guns.
Daddy Dearest: That's it?
Pico: I can also sing. I sing to your daughter almost every night.
Daddy Dearest: You sing, huh. Well are you rich?
Pico: Not really, but I did save my school from a school shooting once.
Daddy Dearest: Hmm. Not good enough. [To Kat] Why don't you just get back with that ex of yours. Earnest Cunningham, right? He's rich.
Kat: Absolutly not! He's a spoiled jerk, daddy!
Daddy Dearest: Fine, but can you at least find another guy who's rich?
Kat: Daddy, Pico's perfect the way he is! He might not be rich, but I still love him!
Daddy Dearest: Fine. If you don't wanna take Earnest back or find a rich boyfriend, I guess the ginger and I can just talk about everything through a rap battle.
Kat: Daddy.
Pico: Bring it on, old man!
Daddy Dearest: Let's do this shit!
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The Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness
FanfictionI made a Sonic Book of Randomness a little while back, so now I'm making a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness!