The Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness

Cave Catastrophe: Part Five

Boyfriend: [About to open the box]

Darnell: (BTW, I ship him and Nene) Dude, why did you yeet Nene outta the room?!

Pico: Trust me, she'll be thanking me!

Otis: Dude, you're acting weird! What's going on?!

Pico: You'll see!

Boyfriend: [He opens the box] Come to Boyfriend, donuts! [He sees the skunk] Oh funk...

Otis: Oh boy...

Darnell: Hold your breath... [He and Otis hold their breath]

Pico: [Does the same thing]

Boyfriend: Uh... Lovely weather we're having today? [He gets sprayed] Ahhh!!!! [Coughs]

Skid and Pump: [They finally manage to take off the respiratory mask]

Skid: Finally, Pump!

Pump: Yeah! [He and Skid gag] Oh Tikal!!! 

Skid: What is that godawful smell!!!

Leela, Jakei, and Cream: [Coughing]

Missy: [Doesn't even care]

Otis and Darnell: [They gasp for air]

Darnell: We are never holding our breath for that long ever again!

Otis: Yeah! [He faints from the smell]

Darnell: [Laughs] What a loser! [He also faints]

[Cut to the girls]

Girlfriend: What's going on up there?

Nene: Probably has something to do with the reason why Pico yeeted me outta the room!

Kat: Ugh! They're so loud, I can't even hear myself! [Yells] QUIET DOWN, YOU GUYS!!! I'M TRYING TO THINK!!!

[Cut back to upstairs]

Skid and Pump: [Crying as they were hugging Daddy Dearest]

Daddy Dearest: [Glaring at Pico]

Darnell: [Wakes up] Ugh, what happened...?

Otis: [Also wakes up] I don't really remember...

Pico: It's because you're stupid, Otis!

Otis: Shut up, Pico!

Cream: [Walks over to Boyfriend] Are you okay, Mr. Boyfriend?

Boyfriend: No! [Glares angerly at Pico] Now I definetly fucking hate you, Pico!

Pico: WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR SAYING THAT I HAD A WEAK STOMACH!!!!!

Boyfriend: BUT IT WAS DADDY DEAREST WHO SENT YOU TO THE SKUNK CAVE, NOT ME!!!!!

Otis: Well last I checked, you [Points at Boyfriend] are the one who gave Daddy Dearest that idea!

Boyfriend and Pico: SHUT THE FUCK UP, OTIS!!!! NOBODY FUCKING ASKED YOU!!!!

Daddy Dearest: ALL OF YOU NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! [The whole room then goes silent, and Skid, Pump, Leela, and Cream all whimpered]

Pico and Boyfriend: [Shooting each other death glares]

Boyfriend: [To Pico] I fucking hate you!

Pico: [Smirks] Well, I was gonna take you with me so we could go prank Senpai together, but since you hate me, then I'm assuming that you don't wanna come!

Boyfriend: Wait, did you just say "prank" and "Senpai" in the same sentence?

Pico: Yep, but if you don't want to come with me on this once in a lifetime opportunity [Hw puts the skunk into a gift box] Then that's fine with me! I completely understand...

Boyfriend: Wait! I do wanna come! Now come on, let's not waste any time! [He grabs onto Pico's arm] Let's go!

Pico: Now that's the kind of attitude I wanted to see from you! Let's go! [As they were about to ask Daddy Dearest to teleport them to Hating Simulator, Jakei stopped them]

Jakei: Yo, did you guys just say that you were about to go and prank somebody?!

Pico: Yep!

Jakei: Aw yeah! Can I come with you guys?!

Pico: Sure! The more the merrier!

Jakei: Yeah! Hey old man!

Daddy Dearest: First of all, my name is Daddy Dearest! Second of all, what do you guys want?!

Boyfriend: Can you teleport us to Hating Simulator?! We're gonna go prank Senpai!

Daddy Dearest: Are you guys gonna record you pranking Senpai and send it to me?!

Boyfriend: You bet! It is the law, after all!

Daddy Dearest: Then yes! [He teleports Boyfriend, Pico, and Jakei to Hating Simulator]