Pico, Daddy Dearest, Skid, Pump, Senpai, Whitty, Ruv, and Selever were playing Monopoly while Boyfriend was taking care of Jakei, Cream, Missy, and Leela.
Skid and Pump: [They were playing with one piece and cheering for Daddy Dearest] Go, Mr. Dearest!!! Go, Mr. Dearest!!!
Daddy Dearest: [To Mommy Mearest] Dear, can we adopt them?
Mommy Mearest: [Laughs] We would have to fight Lemon Demon and Lila for them, dearest!
Boyfriend: [Leela was on top of his head] Please get off my head now, Leela!
Leela: [She takes Boyfriend's hat before jump off his head]
Boyfriend: Hey!!! Give me back my hat!!!
Leela: [She puts Boyfriend's hat on and starts pretneding to be him] Beep boo bep, skeddo bap boop!!!
Boyfriend: Okay, Hahahahahaha, that's very funny and cute! Now can I have my hat back, please?
Leela: Nope, UwU!!!
Senpai: My turn! [Lands on Pico's property] Fuck!!!
Pico: Oh Senpai, looks like you owe me $200!
Senpai: NO I DON'T, WORM!!!!! YOU DON'T GET MONEY WHILE YOU'RE IN JAIL!!!!!
Pico: YES YOU DO, YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!!
Senpai: YOU'RE THE FUCKING MORON!!!!!
Selever: [Whitty fell asleep, so Selever took over] [To Ruv] Alright, dad, what do you got for me for my railroad?
Ruv: Will $15 do?
Selever: Sure! [He gives Ruv the railroad, and Ruv gives him the $15] Pleasure doing business with you!
Whitty: [Wakes up] Ugh, what happened while I was asleep? [He saw that his railroad was gone] And where is my railroad?!
Ruv: Uh...
Whitty: [He saw that Ruv had his railroad] Did you steal my railroad, Ruvyzvat?!!!
Ruv: NO!!!!! I PAID SELEVER $15 FOR IT!!!!!
Whitty: YOU DID WHAT?!!!!! [He starts beating up Ruv]
Ruv: I CAN ASK HIM TO TRADE AGAIN!!!!!
Selever: [He heard what Ruv said] Sorry dad!!! All sales are final at Selever's Railroad Dealership!!! [To the readers] Come down to Selever's Railroad Dealership today, where we totally won't scam you!!!
Ruv: SELEVER, THAT ISN'T EVEN A REAL PLACE!!!!!
Pico: AND HOW COULD YOU PAY ONLY $15 FOR A RAILROAD!!!!! [He points a gun at both Whitty and Ruv] WE DO TWENTY AROUND HERE, PEOPLE!!!!! TWENTY!!!!!
Senpai: OH YEAH, WORM?!!!!! WELL IF THAT'S THE CASE, THEN I SHOULD ONLY BE GIVING YOU TWENTY DOLLARS, YOU GREEDY SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
Pico: YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S FUCKING IT!!!!! [He pulls Senpai over to him, and he, Senpai, Whitty, and Ruv start fighting to the death]
Daddy Dearest: This is the weirdest night ever!
Leela: [Puts Boyfriend's hat back on the blue haired boy's head, but she put it on wrong]
Skid: So, who won?
Pump: I think Mr. Dearest won!
Skid: Yeah!
Skid and Pump: HOORAY FOR MR. DEAREST!!!!!
Daddy Dearest: [Crying tears of happiness] I love these kids!
Mommy Mearest: Dearest, are you crying?
Daddy Dearest: [Stops crying] N-no!!!
[The screen goes black]
Selever: Aw man, to be continued?!!! Ugh, the nerve of this author!!!
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The Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness
FanfictionI made a Sonic Book of Randomness a little while back, so now I'm making a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness!