Selever and Ruv's 1999 Argument This Week

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Sarvente: What's going on, you two?

Selever: I just wanna tell dad a story!

Sarvente: Ruv, let Selever tell you a story!

Ruv: No! [Sarv glares at Ruv] Fine!

Sarvente: Go ahead, Selever!

Selever: Alright! [Clears throat] Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince named Ruv!

Sarvente: [Claps] Aww, that's sweet!

Ruv: I-I don't know what to say, Selever... I-

Selever: One day, he got ran over by a car and died! The end!

Sarvente: O-oh my...

Ruv: SELEVER!!!!!!

Selever: Gotta fly! [Flies away]

Ruv: Oh no you don't! [Chases Selever through the church]

Sarvente: [Just laughing her ass off]

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