Boyfriend: [Sighs] Finally we can go on a real date without anyone bothering us.
Girlfriend: Well I gotta admit, I did have fun during most of those weeks with you.
Boyfriend: Yeah, but I'm just happy to finally go somewhere without anyone trying to break us up.
Skid: Hey guys! [Him and Pump appear in front of Boyfriend and Girlfriend]
Girlfriend: Hey Skid and Pump! Is there anything we can help you two cuties with?
Pump: Would you like to celebrate the Spooky Month with us?
Boyfriend: Sorry kids. Me and Girlfriend are on a date, and we kinda want to spend the day alone together.
Skid: Aw.
Boyfriend: Tell you what. If you leave us alone for the rest of the day, I'll give you two one chocolate bar each.
Pump: Hmm. How about two chocolate bars each?
Boyfriend: [Sighs] Fine. [Pulls out four chocolate bars and gives two to Skid and two to Pump] Here.
Skid and Pump: Thanks, Boyfriend! [They both run off]
Boyfriend: Sorry about that, Girlfriend.
Girlfriend: It's okay.
Hex: Hello, Boyfriend and Girlfriend! [He appears in front of Boyfriend and Girlfriend] Are you perhaps up for a game or two?
Boyfriend: Not today, Hex. Girlfriend and I are on a date.
Hex: Oh, okay! [Sees Whitty] I'm gonna ask that weird bomb looking guy if he wants to play. [Runs over to Whitty]
Boyfriend: I don't think that's a good idea, Hex!
Hex: Hello, weird bomb looking guy! Are you perhaps up for a game or two?
Whitty: No.
Hex: Please?
Whitty: No.
Hex: Please?
Whitty: No!
Hex: Please?
Whitty: No!!
Hex: Please?
Whitty: [Angry] I SAID NO!!!!! [Starts beating up Hex]
Hex: Uh oh.
Girlfriend: Maybe we should go somewhere more quiet for our date.
Boyfriend: Good idea.
Cut to Boyfriend and Girlfriend sitting near an abandoned church.
Boyfriend: [Sighs] Peace and quiet.
Girlfriend: You said it.
Sarvente: Hello. [She appears in front of Boyfriend and Girlfriend] Would you two be interested in joining our church?
Boyfriend: You asked us this question like a million times, Sarv.
Sarvente: [In a demon voice] JOIN OUR CHURCH OR ELSE!!!!
Girlfriend: Maybe we should go somewhere else, The Boyfriend!
Boyfriend: Good idea!!! [Him and Girlfriend run off]
Cut to Boyfriend and Girlfriend in a tree.
Girlfriend: Did we really have to climb into a tree to enjoy our date?
Boyfriend: Anywhere we go, people keep bothering us. But now that we're in a tree, we can finally have some quiet.
Daddy Dearest: Well well well. [He appears behind Boyfriend and Girlfriend] What do you think you're doing with my daughter, boy?
Boyfriend: I was just taking your daughter on a date, Mr. Dearest!
Daddy Dearest: You're not my daughter's type!
Girlfriend: Come on, dad! I love Boyfriend!
Daddy Dearest: [Grabs Girlfriend by the arm] We're going home, young lady! [Drags Girlfriend away from Boyfriend]
Boyfriend: [Crying] No!!! Girlfriend!!!
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The Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness
FanfictionI made a Sonic Book of Randomness a little while back, so now I'm making a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness!