Tankman and Steve were sleeping after a long day of training while Pico just got home from school.
Tankman: [Mumbling in his sleep] Yeah! I got you now, evil goat! [Accidently cuddles Steve]
Steve: [Mumbling in his sleep] Aww, a cute little puppy. Come here, you. [Accidently cuddles Tankman]
Pico: Dad! I'm home! I drew you a picture at school [Sees Tankman and Steve cuddling each other]... today. Uh, dad?
Tankman: [Wakes up along with Steve] Hey Pico! How was... [Him and Steve both see them cuddling each other] Uh...
Steve: Can we just forget that this happened?
Tankman: Of course. [Holy shit, he feels so comfortable!]
Steve: Okay, good. [Holy shit, I wanna bang him so hard!]
Tankman: Come on, Pico. Let's go to the kitchen and make you a snack.
Pico: Is Steve a snack to you?
Tankman and Steve: No!
Pico: Aww. Well when you and Steve get married, can I start calling him dad too?
Tankman: Sure, whatever.
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The Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness
FanfictionI made a Sonic Book of Randomness a little while back, so now I'm making a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness!