Pico: [He walks over to everyone with a donut box in his hands] Hey guys, I'm back!
Daddy Dearest: Aw! I was hoping that you'd be dead!
Pico: Well, I did bring something home for Boyfriend!
Darnell: Oh no!
Otis: Dude, ya wouldn't!
Pico: Relax, it's just donuts!
Otis: Dude, that does not smell like donuts, and you most certainly don't smell like donuts either!
Pico: Shut up, Otis!
Boyfriend: Donuts?! I love donuts! [He takes the box] Thanks Pico!
Pico: Oh you're welcome, Boyfriend! [He grins evilly]
Darnell: Okay dude, be honest! What's actually in there?!
Pico: I told you guys, it's donuts!
Otis: Dude, I know for a fact that it's not donuts!
Pico: You don't know anything!
Otis: First of all, you stink! Second of all, Daddy Dearest sent you to a skunk cave, not Krispy Kreme! And third of all, you would never be this nice to Boyfriend!
Nene: [She walks into the room] Hey you guys! I'm back, and I brought home some ice cream!
Leela: Ice Cream?! I love ice cream!
Jakei: I hope it's Cookie Dough!
Missy: I hope it's blood flavor! [Everyone looks at Missy, but Leela was smiling] What?
Pico: Nene, you mind leaving for a second?
Nene: Why?
Pico: Just leave!
Nene: WHY?!!!
Pico: I'll explain later, now leave!
Nene: Not until you tell me.... [She gags] What is that smell?!
Pico: Yeet! [Yeets Nene outta the room]
Nene: PICO!!!!
Pico: It's for the Greater Good!
Girlfriend: Okay, Updike!
Nene: Who in the name of Tikal is Updike?
Girlfriend: Don't ask that! She'll hear you!
Nene: She'll?
Kat: DID SOMEONE SAY UPDIKE!!!! [Comes out in her demon form] Where is he?! Let me at him!
Girlfriend: Updike's not here, Kat!
Kat: Oh... [Goes back to normal] But who said his name?! You know it's illegal to do such a thing!
Girlfriend: Uh, no it isn't!
Nene: It was me, but Girlfriend said it first!
Girlfriend: Hey! Don't throw me under the bus!
Nene: Well who's Updike?!
Kat: It's probably best you don't know...
Nene: Why?
Girlfriend: [Sighs] Just tell her, Kat...
Kat: All I can say is that he's a very bad man! Worse than Infinite, Karma, Nack the Weasel, Eggman, Dixon the Ferret, Scourge, Fiona, and the Deadly Six combined!
Nene: Who are Infinite, Karma, Nack the Weasel, Eggman, Dixon the Ferret, Scourge, Fiona, and the Deadly Six?
Kat: I ain't telling you all of that! You're getting what's your getting!
Girlfriend: Updike leads this team called "The Greater Good."
Kat: The Greater Good?! More like "The Badder Bad!"
Nene: Uh, okay...
Girlfriend: Just forget about him and just be a good person, alright Nene?
Nene: Okay...
Kat: Or we can just go full on killer mode and smite him in his sleep!
Nene and Girlfriend: NO, KAT!!!!
Kat: Ugh, fine! [Pouts] Why don't I get to have any fun around here?!
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The Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness
FanfictionI made a Sonic Book of Randomness a little while back, so now I'm making a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness!
