Ruv: Ready Selever? Kick the Baby!
Baby Selever: Don't kick the damn baby!
Ruv: Kick the Baby! [He kicks Baby Selever into a window, which breaks]
Sarvente: Selever, you broke another window! [Picks up Baby Selever] That's a bad baby, bad baby!
Baby Selever: [Fakes cries] But Mama, Dada kicked me!
Sarvente: Is that true, Ruv?!
Ruv: In my defense, we were playing a game!
Sarvente: What kind of game?
Ruv: It's called "Kick the Baby."
Sarvente: What are you suppose to do in "Kick the Baby?"
Ruv: You're suppose to kick the baby.
Sarvente: So you kicked the baby, AKA Selever, AKA your own damn son into a window?!
Ruv: Yes!
Sarvente: Ruvyzvat, you need parenting classes!
Ruv: No I don't!
Sarvente: Come on, Selever, let's go clean you up! [She walked away with Baby Selever]
Baby Selever: [He stuck his tounge out at Ruv]
Ruv: [Growls] Someday Selever, I will have my revenge!
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The Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness
FanfictionI made a Sonic Book of Randomness a little while back, so now I'm making a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness!