Sarvente and Ruv: [Cuddling close to each other on the couch]
Missy: [Sees Sarv and Ruv cuddling, which gives her an idea] Mom, dad, I want a little brother!
Ruv: [Pushes Sarv off the couch in shock]
Sarvente: Missy!
Ruv: Uh, sweetheart! Haha. Baby making is very c-complicated believe me-
Missy: Oh dad, dad it's not complicated really, really.
Ruv: Well, you don't know-
Missy: It's basically conception, right?-
Ruv: [Puts is fingers in his ears, trying to block out what Missy was saying] Lalalalalala-
Missy: And then the nine-month gestation perio
Sarvente: Oh? Missy? Mi- [Ruv was still making random noises] Ruv, Ruv. [Ruv stops making random noise] Sweetie, a new baby just isn't in the cards right now.
Missy: But mom if the granted timeline course-
Ruv: That's enough! Okay haha, I want pie! Anyone else wants pie? I want pie. [Pushes Sarv out of the living room and into their room]
Missy: Wait a minute, if they wanted pie, then why are they going into the bedroom...?
With Sarv and Ruv...
Ruv: How does she know the process of making a baby, Sarv?!
Sarvente: [Sighs] Either Selever, Jakei, Discord, or Shadow must've told her.
Ruv: Well, you don't wanna have another child yet, right Sarv...?
Sarvente: Of course not! Selever, Rasazy, and Missy are already enough to keep up with right now! [Pushes Ruv onto the bed, making the russian blush. Sarv then proceeds to climb on top of Ruv] But we'll have another child when we're ready.
Ruv: [Sighs in relief] I love you, Sarv.
Sarvente: I love you too, Ruv. [They kiss]
Selever: [Singing] Can you feel the love tonight?
Ruv: SELEVER, GET OUTTA HERE!!!!! THOIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!!!!!
Selever: Fine, geez! [Walks out]
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The Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness
أدب الهواةI made a Sonic Book of Randomness a little while back, so now I'm making a Friday Night Funkin Book of Randomness!