Missy Knows Too Much!!!

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Sarvente and Ruv: [Cuddling close to each other on the couch]

Missy: [Sees Sarv and Ruv cuddling, which gives her an idea] Mom, dad, I want a little brother!

Ruv: [Pushes Sarv off the couch in shock]

Sarvente: Missy!

Ruv: Uh, sweetheart! Haha. Baby making is very c-complicated believe me-

Missy: Oh dad, dad it's not complicated really, really.

Ruv: Well, you don't know-

Missy: It's basically conception, right?-

Ruv: [Puts is fingers in his ears, trying to block out what Missy was saying] Lalalalalala-

Missy: And then the nine-month gestation perio

Sarvente: Oh? Missy? Mi- [Ruv was still making random noises] Ruv, Ruv. [Ruv stops making random noise] Sweetie, a new baby just isn't in the cards right now.

Missy: But mom if the granted timeline course-

Ruv: That's enough! Okay haha, I want pie! Anyone else wants pie? I want pie. [Pushes Sarv out of the living room and into their room]

Missy: Wait a minute, if they wanted pie, then why are they going into the bedroom...?

With Sarv and Ruv...

Ruv: How does she know the process of making a baby, Sarv?!

Sarvente: [Sighs] Either Selever, Jakei, Discord, or Shadow must've told her.

Ruv: Well, you don't wanna have another child yet, right Sarv...?

Sarvente: Of course not! Selever, Rasazy, and Missy are already enough to keep up with right now! [Pushes Ruv onto the bed, making the russian blush. Sarv then proceeds to climb on top of Ruv] But we'll have another child when we're ready.

Ruv: [Sighs in relief] I love you, Sarv.

Sarvente: I love you too, Ruv. [They kiss]

Selever: [Singing] Can you feel the love tonight?

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Selever: [Singing] Can you feel the love tonight?

Ruv: SELEVER, GET OUTTA HERE!!!!! THOIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU!!!!!

Selever: Fine, geez! [Walks out]

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