hangovers suck

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Loud.

Loud and bright.

Loud, bright and...dry?

A fucking hangover - of course.

I woke that morning when Tracey crawled through the dorm into her bed, leaving no sounds unheard. As she threw her half naked self into bed I looked across the room to see Pansy sprawled across her mattress, hair stuck to her face and her dress half on. Slightly exposing the thong she had worn specially for the after party. Millicent was nowhere to be seen, so I presumed she was still with Cho - probably fucking or something, I don't know what couples do in the morning.

I groaned into my palms before reaching over to my bedside table and snatching the glass of water that was conveniently placed there. I either loved myself the night before or it's months old - either way it was drinkable.

As the water dripped down my chin in desperation I felt my head throb and my stomach swirl. I quickly tossed the glass back down before sprinting towards the bathroom and throwing myself over the toilet. My body shivering as my knees hit the cold tiles.

"I need a shit so if you're going to puke can you do it quicker" I heard a voice echo behind me as I continued to groan in discomfort.

"Your shit can wait Millicent" I rolled my eyes into the toilet bowl as she sighed.

"Shouldn't have partied all night" she said in a sing-song voice.

"Would you piss off" I cried as she laughed and finally decided to stop pestering me whilst I was hanging over the toilet bowl.

After a while of Tracey bursting into the bathroom along with me, and Pansy sitting in the shower for at least half an hour. I finally made my way out of the toilet and back into the dorm where Millicent laid - smugly.

"I hate you for having self control" I shouted as Pansy walked out of the bathroom in a towel and mascara smudged eyes.

"Well I hate you for not letting me have a shit this morning, so I guess we're even" she grinned, Pansy laughing from the corner of the dorm a slight gag behind her amusement - seems lessons are going to be fun.

"What even happened last night?" I moaned as Millicent raised her brows suggestively.

"Well, that depends whose night you're asking about," she laughed "because if we're talking about you Florence Harrington then it seems you had a fun night with Ronald Weasley"

Shit, busted. How did she even know? I swear she was with Cho for the rest of the night. Did anyone else know? Fuck. Was I going to be shunned from my own house? What if they saw us go to the smoke spot and thought we fucked or something? Oh my god. What if they saw Ron failing to inhale? Actually, never mind that was funny I would've actually preferred if more people had seen that.

"Excuse me," Tracey said crawling from the bathroom on all fours "what!"

"Well, a little birdy told me this morning that they saw Flo and Ron sneaking about the castle last night" Millicent grinned evilly as she watched and outed my ultimate downfall.

"Where the fuck is that birdy? I am ready to stop it flying for the rest of its life" I said my defensiveness coming to light as my embarrassment grew.

"Well I'm obviously not going to tell you am I. But, all I'm saying is that I went to the kitchens last night" she smiled.

"Fucking Cho! Millicent I love you and I love Cho, but sometimes people deserve a friendly slap and she seems to be a perfect candidate" I said as I moved closer to the edge of my bed, as if Cho was about to walk through and I could take my chance to pounce on top of her.

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