𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄(𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒)

𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘭𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘰𝘺𝘴

School was today.

I was tired and a nervous wreck while Jungkook and Taehyung were way too calm. "Are none of you nervous?" I asked, shaking in my school shoes.

Not only were the shoes still new and uncomfy, but my feet were swollen and it hurt like hell.

Not to mention, this outfit is giving me sailor stripper vibes. This is the uniform? I'm uncomfortable.

They both shook their heads.

"I'm excited." Jungkook smiled.

"I just don't care." Taehyung shrugged, loosening the tie that was around his neck. I rolled my eyes, checking if I had all the books I needed inside my bag.

We slung our backpacks over our shoulders and made it downstairs.

"Morning, Loves! Ready for school?" Jin greeted us, a smile on his face. I smiled, shaking my head. "I'm not ready, but thank you for asking." I gave him a thumbs up.

Jungkook threw his arm around my shoulder, almost causing me to fall cause of the weight of my bookbag and his massive arm.

"Come on Jimin. It'll be fun."

"That's the same thing you said yesterday. And now I can barely feel my feet."

Yesterday I was so terrified of today that I asked Jungkook for some help to calm down. He insisted we go for a run and we ended up lost in the neighborhood. Taehyung had to call the police to find us. We were found at 8PM so we went to bed late. A story for another day.

"But it made you forget about today right?" Kook smiled.

I blinked.

"Yeah. That's cause I was terrified of us dying on the streets." I chopped him on the head with the side of my hand.

Jungkook laughed.

"We lived." He said, and I couldn't help but wonder what he had meant by that.

Yesterday. Or all those years we've spent on those very same cold and rocky streets. It probably wasn't even that deep.

"I guess so." I pouted, walking down the stairs with Jungkook. Taehyung was already downstairs taunting Mr Namjoon while Hoseok was busy making breakfast like he usually does.

"What's wrong, Namjoon? You look more constipated than usual." Taehyung grinned, a vein popping up on Mr Namjoon's forehead.

Mr Namjoon was able to endure Taehyung for only a week until he finally started to let Taehyung's words get to him.

"Aye Seokjin. Are we really allowed to attend school with dyed hair?" Taehyung asked, making me finally realize that all the other kids would probably have black or brown hair.

Jin held back a laugh, much to my confusion.

"O-oh don't worry Tae. As long as you have your uniforms on, it'll be fine." He managed to reply.

Tae quirked his brow.

"I don't trust that. Namjoon. Is he lying?"

"..."

"Yeah I don't trust you either." Taehyung rolled his eyes, going to the kitchen. He sat down, pulling on the shorts that were lifting up around his thigh area.

"These shorts feel odd. Is this even my size?" Taehyung asked, a bowl of porridge being set infront of him. Jungkook and I got seated too, thanking Hoseok for the breakfast.

"Same here. These thighs aren't taking these shorts lightly." Jungkook sighed, also pulling on them.

"I don't feel anything." I shrugged.

"That's cause you're too focused on your swollen feet." Taehyung said, stuffing his face with the porridge Hoseok brilliantly prepared.

Jungkook started eating too.

"I don't trust these outfits. I feel like if I bend down it'll rip and show my underwear." Jungkook sighed.

"You're just afraid of people seeing your Iron Man boxers." Taehyung said.

"Uh huh."

We went into a comfortable silence while we ate our food. The doors of the mansion swung open and through them emerged a pissed Yoongi. He had a scrowl on his face and he looked about ready to drown someone.

"What flew up his-"

"Finish that sentence and it'll be your last." Yoongi glared at Taehyung. Taehyung smirked. "-ass."

Yoongi removed his shoes and marched towards Taehyung, only to be stopped by Hoseok. "Listen you moron, these kids are eating my masterpiece. Don't ruin it."

Yoongi rilited his head.

"Masterpi- Are you talking about the oatmeal?"

"Yes."

"Get the fuck out of my face. I need to teach Little Boy Blue some manners." Yoongi lifted the shoe.

"With this outfit on I can't even be mad at you." Taehyung shrugged.

I got up, placing me and Jungkook's bowls in the sink.

"Yoongi. Good morning." I smiled in his direction. Yoongi began to sigh and calm down a bit.

He pointed at me.

"Good morning Pinky Pie. And massive one." He greeted me and Jungkook. Taehyung fake pouted, turning his head to Yoongi. "What about Little Boy Blue? He wants a good morning from Grumpy Smurf as well."

"HAND ME THAT ASS!" Yoongi yelled, shoe in the air and Hoseok holding him back.

"Taehyung. Run!" Hoseok struggled.

Taehyung sighed, placing his empty bowl in the sink and walking out the kitchen.

Jungkook and I stared at the ordeal before finally noticing the time.
"We're off to school." I smiled, waving goodbye to Hoseok.

Yoongi and Mr Namjoon were taking us to school today. Jin had to stay home for a project and Hoseok had chores to do. I was sort of getting excited now.

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We got to the gate, watching as all the students walked into the school...in normal clothes?

"What the actual fu-" But Taehyung was cut off by the sound of the doors opening on their own.

"Have a nice day." Mr Namjoon smirked, watching us through his rear view mirror.

"They're all wearing normal clothes. Why are we in these outfits?" I asked, hiding my thighs under my bag.

"What's happening?" Jungkook asked, now self conscious.

"Doesn't matter. We aren't getting out of this car." Taehyung said.

Suddenly the seat underneath us got hotter and hotter to the point where it was burning our backsides.

We shrieked, jumping out of the car and out on the steps of our new school.

"Have a nice day boys." Yoongi smiled, the car rushing off in the other direction.

Taehyung kicked his backpack on the ground, flipping off the car as it sped away.

"I won't feel bad if they crashed right before us and died."

"Holy fuck, Taehyung-

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missing shoe