𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄(𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒)

𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘧𝘳

"I refuse."

"You literally have no choice, Taehyung." Mr Namjoon crossed his arms, a frown on his face.

"I know my rights. And as a citizen of this fine nation...I refuse."

"I fucking hate you-"

"As if I owned a fuck to give."

"As if you own anything, broke bitch."

Taehyung scoffed and turned to Jin, who was equally as cross with us. Which didn't sit right with me.

"Are you going to let him speak to me like that, mother?"

Jin chuckled sarcastically, getting up from his chair. "Oh now you want me to baby you? No no, I'm siding with Namjoon on this one. You're all grounded."

"...child abuse."

"Are you kidding me?" Jin asked utterly flabbergasted.

"I demand we vote."

"Taehyung can you just shut up please. YOU got us into this in the first place." I said through clenched teeth, a vein popping up on my temple.

"Correction. You and Yoongi started this. I was just an innocent bystander."

"Are you kidding me?"

"Quiet!" Mr Namjoon yelled.

Taehyung frowned, a wrinkle in between his brows. I shivered slowly turning to face Mr Namjoon who was boiling with anger.

Jungkook gulped loud, holding onto my arm. "We are probably gonna die now or something." He whispered into my ear. I nodded with a stiff neck, side-eyeing Taehyung.

He side eyed me as well.

"You did this. Fuck you." I mouthed.

"Joe mama." He mouthed back.

"What."

"Are you three even paying attention to me?" Mr Namjoon asked in a monotone voice.

"I am!" I gulped, straightening my posture for whatever reason.

"I as well!" Jungkook awkwardly smiled.

"I never do." Taehyung shrugged.

Mr Namjoon sighed, looking at Yoongi who was still in his seat. Mr Namjoon rolled his eyes. "Yoongi, you into children?"

"I'm into their moms."

"Wonderful. Yoongi isn't a pedophile and the three of you are still grounded. Taehyung, if you have any objections you can suck these nuts, because frankly I do not care."

"So you were the real pedophile all along." Taehyung gasped.

"Absolutely. Hoseok, take them to their separate rooms. I don't want them together plotting against me in the shadows."

"Yes, sir."

"Also confiscate Taehyung's phone and burn it. That image is not getting leaked under my watch."

"Uhm I can just delete the picture, Mr IQ 148." Taehyung said mockingly.

"We can't take any chances, now can we." Mr Namjoon smiled.

"I fucking hate you-"

"I own a lot, unfortunately a fuck is not one of them."

"🖕"

-

The two of them were insulting each other for what felt like hours. I could not believe after all that passionate bickering Taehyung immediately just went to sleep the second we were sent to our rooms.