𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄(𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒)

𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘦𝘥𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘺

Ah shit.
We're screwed.

Taehyung walked up to us, menacingly I might add. That fucking walk of his. It was giving me ptsd.

A night I can't seem to ever forget about.

The night we met.

Taehyung walked up to us, slowly reaching into his pocket.

DID THE BITCH HAVE A WEAPON ON HIM!?

I gulped, looking at Yoongi who seemed to be a little confused. He didn't look terrified in the slightest.

Taehyung surprisingly started to grin, making my heart drop. I looked at Yoongi again, and shook my head in defeat.

"We had a good run."

"I don't run."

"Bruh."

I saw a light flash on and off after a few seconds and looked back at Taehyung. He was holding his phone. And he was pointing it at us.

Wait-

"Wait!" I yelled, jumping off of Yoongi.

Taehyung chuckled, turning the phone to us and waving it around, our picture on his screen.

"Blackmail<3" He blew me and Yoongi a kiss.

Jungkook in the back started to burst out laughing, clapping his hands in amusement. "I can't believe we walked in on this. Should we leave? Do you two want some privacy?" Jungkook asked politely, but I knew he was making fun of us. "No but seriously get dressed, this is disturbing." Jungkook deadpanned, his smile dropping.

I reached towards Tae slowly, a fake smile on my face.

"Taehyung, you're better than this-"

"We all know that's not true." Taehyung said, zooming in on certain spots of the picture.

"Gah dayum, Min. You are packing for an entire football team." Taehyung faked gasped, showing the picture that was zoomed in on Yoongi's PENIS.

I blushed hard, covering my eyes.

"Taehyung, what the hell?!" I yelled, falling back.

Yoongi sighed, getting up and grabbing the towel that he left on the ground.

"I've just come to accept that I'm gonna lose my job, go to jail and get raped there." He shrugged, putting on his clothes.

Taehyung rolled his eyes.

"It's no fun if you accept your downfall."

"I think it's very MATURE of him!" I yelled out, aggressively sticking one leg into my jeans.

Jungkook laughed.

"You can't relate, obviously."

"Jungkook I swear to Go-"

I was cut off by Taehyung who was waving the phone around in the air. "Hey Scarecrow, come and fight me for this picture already." He frowned, watching Yoongi button up his shirt.