5: The penknife

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It all starts with a conversation.

Ihave1IQ: Check this out!

Me: Don't tell me it's a-

*takes out a penknife*

Ihave1IQ: A penknife.

Me: Knew it.

Silence

*Ihave1IQ cuts her hand*

Ihave1IQ: Look at da blood

Me: Did- did you just cut yourself?

Ihave1IQ: Yep.

Ihave1IQ: I myself is the first victim. Now to find the next person to cut

Me: Pretty sure it's me isn't it?

Ihave1IQ: Uh no.

Me: That's a relief. Then who?

Ihave1IQ: ENTER *grinning*

Me: *gasp* ANYONE BUT ENTER, IHAVE1IQ!!

Enter: What-

Ihave1IQ: I'm so gonna enjoy this.

Me: Period.

Enter: *SCREAM*

Ihave1IQ: COME BACK HERE ENTER!

Me: *Takes out my phone* This outta be good.



Yeah, cringe.

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