Player: This one~
Player: Oh no...
Player: "I can't help but compare myself to others."
Player: I feel like most people would, but it's natural to compare yourself to others, but it can be detrimental to your self-esteem
Player: Try focusing on your own progress and setting personal goals instead of comparing yourself to others
Player: Just remember that everyone has their unique journey and strength
(Warning ⚠️ mentioned something dirty minded, if don't like pls skip tenks)
Veteran: Please don't be something spicy-
Veteran: "I don't have my own personal space at home, so I have no choice but to secretly watch PORN-"
Veteran: HOLD UP A SECOND-
Veteran: "...under the blanket when my siblings are asleep and I cannot do myself"
Veteran: WAIT
Veteran: THATS NOT WHERE I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING
Veteran: When I read the first line I thought it would be something sad and deep
Veteran: Who is this? Is this Captain?
Veteran: Just because he wants attention and doesn't know how to have *beep* with Dum
Veteran: Okay what the frick I'm fricking traumatised now...
Captain: Imma pick this one
Captain: The one that is popping out
Captain: "Pepsi is better than Coke"
Captain: ...
Captain: Who cares about your opinion
Captain: Is this Gnome? She likes Pepsi rather than Coke
Mr. Cheese: Gimme something cheesy
(Get it? Because his name's Mr. Cheese-)
(I'm gonna stop talking now-)
Mr. Cheese: *laughs*
Mr. Cheese: Oh my god
Mr. Cheese: "I am aware of the fact that my friends has sex at the office chill area bunk beds. LOL"
Mr. Cheese: They put the fricking illustration here!
Mr. Cheese: *laughs*
Mr. Cheese: Oh my god
*sudden realisation*
Mr. Cheese: WAIT
Mr. Cheese: THIS IS MY FAVOURITE BED
(Directed by Westy)
(Executive Producer: Bed @Skeld)
(Hosts: 2 mysterious crewmates [could be PlayPlay and VetVet)
(Come on please laugh at this)
Hunter: This one
Hunter: "I have depression, and I tend to attempt to kill myself all the time."
Hunter: Aw no...
Hunter: Please don't do that
Hunter: I'm really sorry to hear that you're feeling this way, but I can't provide the help that you need. It's important to talk to someone who can, though, such as a mental health professional or a trusted person in your life. Please reach out to them for support and assistance.
Hunter: Consult someone you trust
Hunter: Maybe your best friends, lovers if you have any, trusted adults, or a counsellor!
Hunter: I think Westy's one!
Westy: No one comes to me for advice :(
Hunter: ...Oh.
Hunter: But seriously, please get someone
Hunter: I don't know who you are but I will care for you
Hunter: 🫶
Westy: Aw, Hunter, I'd didn't know you'd care for someone you don't know
Hunter: SHUT UP WESTY
Hunter: I'M SHOWING MY CARE AND CONCERN TO THIS SAD PERSON
Westy: *and that person is me :<*
*cue the sed music*
*hey Siri play Faded by Alan Walker*
YOU ARE READING
AUL/FNF Stuff (and random useless stuff)
HumorJust stuff about my friends and AUL and FNF art :) Can we get this to 10k reads? That would be a great gift from you guys :) Rankings: (updated on 3/9/23) #83 in among out of 1.8k stories #71 in aul out of 275 stories
