Boyfren: Shorty~
Me: At lest I can pick up stones faster
Boyfren: what do you mean?
Me: I can hit you with the stones quickly-
Boyfren: Right...
Ex best friend: Hey cutie~
Me: Get the fuck away
Ex best friend: *fake sneezes* sorry I'm allergic to loser
Boyfren: *fake sneezes* Sorry I'm allergic to bullshit
Ex best friend: UGH?! How dare you?!
Boyfren: You can't make me break up with her, I love WesternGirl12 and her only, unlike a bitch like you
(This was when I was sick)
Boyfren: Heard you're sick, you feeling okay?
Me: Yeah I'm fine, just sore throat and cough
Boyfren: Bored?
Me: Nah
Boyfren: I'll spam you stickers
Me: Meh why not
*le spam stickers*
(THIS WAS AFTER OUR DATE-)
Me: I'm tired-
Boyfren: ...
Boyfren: Want me to carry you?
Me: W...what? No!
*still does it anyway*
Me: *Oh my god is this a dream he's carrying me EEEEEEK-*
Jellyiscool: When is your so called boyfriend gonna come?
Me: Soon, and don't be rude
Jellyiscool: Yeah yeah whatever
Boyfren: Hello! Sorry I'm late, WesternGirl12! Is that your brother by chance?
Me: It's alright if you're late, and yes, this is Jellyiscool, my older twin brother!
Jellyiscool: *looks at my boyfren*
Jellyiscool: *if you ever break her heart I'll break your spine like a twig*
Boyfren: *her brother's scary-*
Jellyiscool: Wait a minute
Me: What?
Jellyiscool: How tall is he?
Me: 5'10... why?
Jellyiscool: *he's that tall?!
Jellyiscool: *looks at my boyfren again*
Jellyiscool: *You're lucky your tall, but break her heart... I'll break yours too.*
Boyfren: *Halp-*
That's it
My boyfren sure is very loyal
I'll upload more when there's more moments of us
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AUL/FNF Stuff (and random useless stuff)
HumorJust stuff about my friends and AUL and FNF art :) Can we get this to 10k reads? That would be a great gift from you guys :) Rankings: (updated on 3/9/23) #83 in among out of 1.8k stories #71 in aul out of 275 stories
