AUL/FNF Stuff (and random useless stuff)

Incorrect Quotes

Mel: Can you pass the salt?

Lollipops: Can you pass on?

*Argument*

Me and Ihave1IQ who are genuinely innocent:

Ihave1IQ: Welp. They have to get used to each other.

Me: I agree.

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Me: I told Lollipops our ears flush when they lie.

Ihave1IQ: Why?

Me: Look.

Me: Hey Lollipops! Do you wanna join us?

Lollipops, covering her ears: Shut up.

Ihave1IQ: 😐

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Me, literally being a boomer: Cyanstry, what does IDK, LY and TTYL mean?

Cyanstry: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.

Me: Ok then I'll just go ask The Class Monitor then-

Cyanstry: Wait no-

The Class Monitor who is genuinely innocent:

The Class Monitor: ...

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Lollipops: If Ihave1IQ and I are drowning, who would you save?

Me: You guys can't swim? Thought you participated in the Swimsafer programme.

Lollipops: It's just a hypothetical question, WesternGirl12! Now, who would you save?

Me: My time and effort.

Ihave1IQ: ...

Lollipops: I should have asked Mel.

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Mel: Wake me up-

Lollipops: Before you go go!

Me moaning: When September ends..

Ihave1IQ: WaKe Me Up InSiDeeeeeEeeeeeeeeEeee

Lollipops: You just ruined the whole thing.

Ihave1IQ: Was just too carried away.

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Mel: YOU CHEATER! NO WONDER YOU CAN KEEP BUYING HOUSES!!

Lollipops: YEAH? THEN WE'LL NOT BE FRIENDS!

Mel: FINE BY ME!

Me, pushing the Monopoly board away: ...Maybe we should stop playing...

Ihave1IQ: Couldn't have said it better myself, WesternGirl12.

[Don't worry they got along again :)]

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Cyanstry: What are you doing?

Me: Just sniffing a flower that I bought from the bookshop. Don't know if it has any smell so...

Cyanstry: That's weird.

Cyanstry, whispering to himself: I wish I was that flowe-

Me: Whatchu say?