13: Egg

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Me: Oh yay! I got full marks!

Teacher: Ihave1IQ.

Ihave1IQ: Coming.

Ihave1IQ: One wrong, not bad.

Teacher: Enter.

Enter: 6/10. Not so bad.

Teacher: Why am I.

Why am I: 4/10. Damn.

Teacher: Not D A R U S.

Teacher: Not D A R U S didn't learn spelling. He decided to give me an egg.

Not D A R U S: Wait, let me get something.

*Not D A R U S passes teacher his scrambled eggs for recess*

Teacher: I didn't say you are suppose to give me an egg.

Whole class: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Not D A R U S: You said I decided to give you an egg so I gave you one. Duh.

*Teacher, facepalms*

Teacher, losing it: YOU GAVE ME AN 0 DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO GIVE ME AN EGG!

Not D A R U S: Did you egg-splode? 

Whole class: BAHAHAHAHAHA

Teacher: THAT'S IT! STAND OUTSIDE OF THE CLASSROOM NOW!

Not D A R U S: Ok boomer.

Whole class: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Teacher's thoughts: Why did I decided to be a teacher? 😑




After class

Not D A R U S: Here's the spelling book.

Teacher: *faints*

Wanna know why?

Get what it means?

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Get what it means?

No?

He drew an egg in the zero

Hahahahahaha


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