Me: Oh yay! I got full marks!
Teacher: Ihave1IQ.
Ihave1IQ: Coming.
Ihave1IQ: One wrong, not bad.
Teacher: Enter.
Enter: 6/10. Not so bad.
Teacher: Why am I.
Why am I: 4/10. Damn.
Teacher: Not D A R U S.
Teacher: Not D A R U S didn't learn spelling. He decided to give me an egg.
Not D A R U S: Wait, let me get something.
*Not D A R U S passes teacher his scrambled eggs for recess*
Teacher: I didn't say you are suppose to give me an egg.
Whole class: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Not D A R U S: You said I decided to give you an egg so I gave you one. Duh.
*Teacher, facepalms*
Teacher, losing it: YOU GAVE ME AN 0 DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO GIVE ME AN EGG!
Not D A R U S: Did you egg-splode?
Whole class: BAHAHAHAHAHA
Teacher: THAT'S IT! STAND OUTSIDE OF THE CLASSROOM NOW!
Not D A R U S: Ok boomer.
Whole class: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Teacher's thoughts: Why did I decided to be a teacher? 😑
After class
Not D A R U S: Here's the spelling book.
Teacher: *faints*
Wanna know why?
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He drew an egg in the zero
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AUL/FNF Stuff (and random useless stuff)
HumorJust stuff about my friends and AUL and FNF art :) Can we get this to 10k reads? That would be a great gift from you guys :) Rankings: (updated on 3/9/23) #83 in among out of 1.8k stories #71 in aul out of 275 stories