AUL/FNF Stuff (and random useless stuff)

Incorrect Quotes 4

Player: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Engineer: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Engineer: if you want information it is
Captain: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

Captain: What's your biggest fear?
Veteran: That I'll never be good enough for Player UwU
Mr. Cheese: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Rookie: Ghosts.
Veteran: ...
Mr. Cheese: ...
Rookie: BUT they can go through walls.

Captain: I'm bored.
Hunter: Wanna commit first degree murder?
Captain: Sure!
Veteran, hearing them: No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Player down!!

Hunter: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?
Player: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Hunter: That wasn't an ambulance, your dad drove you.
Player: But I heard a siren.
Captain: That was Veteran.
Veteran: Sorry, I got nervous.

Player: How late were you up last night?
Captain & Hunter, in tandem: Me?
Player: No, not you two. You stay up late all the time.
Player, to Veteran: You.
Veteran: I was just getting midnight snacks.

Player: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Veteran: *crouches down*
Stoner: *kneels down*
Captain: *sits on the floor*
Player: I hate all of you.

Player: Die.
Veteran: Please don't die!
Player: DIE!
Veteran: PLEASE DON'T DIE!
Stoner, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Captain, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and Veteran wants Player to accept it as their kid.
Stoner: lmao?

Hunter: Are you laughing at that video of Captain and Player fighting?
Veteran: No.
Veteran: I'm laughing at the comments.

Captain: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Stoner: Strong.
Veteran: Weak.
Player: An idiot, is what your are.

Veteran: Where is Player?
Captain: I'll do you one better, who is Player??
Stoner: Here's a better question, why is Player?

Veteran: Why is Player crying on the floor?

Hunter: He took one of those 'what color are you?' quizzes.
Veteran: And?
Hunter: He got White.

Player: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Captain: A doll.
Stoner: A cinnamon roll.
Veteran: A sweetheart.
Player: ...stop it.

Ihave1IQ: *sees Player and Veteran together*
Captain: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Stoner: You mean... you ship them?
Player: Excuse you????

Veteran: Okay, truth or dare?
Player: Dare.
Veteran: How many hours did you sleep?
Player: ...
Player: ...Dare.
Veteran: Go to bed, homeslice.
Player: I hate this game.

Veteran, pushing Player on the wall: WHERE'S DA MONEY I LENT YOU LAST WEEK?
Stoner, passing by with Captain: Are you guys gonna kiss-
Captain I'll go get the popcorn! Wait for me!
Stoner: ...Ok

Hunter: Why are your tongues purple?
Veteran: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Player: I had a red one.
Hunter: oh
Hunter: OH
Stoner:
Stoner: You drank each other's slushies?

Captain: Have you seen a person named 'Hunter' around here?
Veteran: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Player: It looks fine to me?
Veteran: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

Stoner: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Veteran: What?
Hunter: That you're a child.
Captain: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

Player: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Veteran: Plane tickets?
Hunter: Concert tickets?
Captain: Prostitution?
Player, holding their broken visors: Visors.

Player: What is E.R.P?
Stoner: Everyday Rob People
Player: 😒