Me, watching Lollipops & Mel panic : What's going on?
Ihave1IQ: Lollipops is having a midlife crisis and Mel is just having a crisis.
Me, watching Mel and Lollipops fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?
Ihave1IQ, not bothered by the chaos: It's fine. They're too evenly matched to hurt each other.
Me: Then... who's the strongest out of you three?
Mel: Ihave1IQ.
Lollipops: Ihave1IQ.
Ihave1IQ: Me.
Me: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container.
Mel: The cow??
Me: What?
Ihave1IQ: Mel, W H Y?
Ihave1IQ: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!
Ihave1IQ: *aggressively throws water bottles*
Me: Uh... what's up with them?
Mel: They're trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.
Ihave1IQ: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!
Lollipops, crying: It's working.
Lollipops: Dammit, Mel!
Mel: What?! It wasn't me!
Lollipops: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Ihave1IQ!
Ihave1IQ: Not me either.
Lollipops: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?
Me: *whistles*
Me: Truth or dare?
JC: Dare
Me: I dare you to hug the hottest person in the room.
JC: Hey Bossy Queen.
Bossy Queen, blushing: Yeah?
JC: Could you move? I'm trying to get to It'sMeChels.
Me: I think we're missing something.
Mel: Teamwork?
Ihave1IQ: Cohesion?
Lollipops: A general sense of what we're doing?
Mel: What's it like being tall?
Me: Is it nice?
Ihave1IQ: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Lollipops: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
Oh yeah! If you guys don't know, Lollipops is the tallest among us BFFs. I'm the shortest ;-;
Anyways back to da story
Lollipops: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Mel: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Ihave1IQ: I got distracted about halfway through.
Me: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Mel: Where the devil is Lollipops?
Ihave1IQ: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted?
Me: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?
Mel: Who wants to go out of the country on a road trip?
Lollipops: YEAHH LES GO BABY-
Me: I could hang out with the boys!
Ihave1IQ: I could hide from the consequences of my actions.
K that's all byeee
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AUL/FNF Stuff (and random useless stuff)
HumorJust stuff about my friends and AUL and FNF art :) Can we get this to 10k reads? That would be a great gift from you guys :) Rankings: (updated on 3/9/23) #83 in among out of 1.8k stories #71 in aul out of 275 stories
