Burglar: Hey kid.
Me: Yeah?
Burglar: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents?
Burglar: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me?
Burglar (agitated): Where do you all live?
Me: ToGeThEr
Burglar: Okay. Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Burglar: Where is you neighbor's house?
Me: If I tell you...
Me: You won't believe me-
Burglar: Don't worry.
Burglar: I do.
Me: Next to my house :)
Burglar's mind: Pathetic.
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AUL/FNF Stuff (and random useless stuff)
HumorJust stuff about my friends and AUL and FNF art :) Can we get this to 10k reads? That would be a great gift from you guys :) Rankings: (updated on 3/9/23) #83 in among out of 1.8k stories #71 in aul out of 275 stories
