AUL/FNF Stuff (and random useless stuff)

More memes

(MLB AU)

Veteran: Hey Viola! How do you spell orange?

Viola: You just spelled it, dad-

Veteran: No I spelled the fruit... how do I spell the colour?

Viola: ...

Viola: No wonder mom calls you an idiot...

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Player: VETERAN! YOU CAN HANDLE CENTIPEDES! CAN YOU GET RID OF IT??

Player: HURRY I'M GONNA SCREAM

Player: ...

Player: Veteran?

Veteran: Veteran is dead. You are free now :D -Centipede

Player: ...

Player: DAAAAAAAAAD!

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Player: Guess what?

Veteran: You are pregnant-?

Player: ...

Player: No- we'll get to that. Noob is at my door-

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Peter: Mom?

Player: Yeah?

Peter: Somethings wrong with dad-

Player: Well what's happening-?

Peter: OH NO

Peter: HE'S SMASHING AN AKUMA-

Player: ...

Player: Did I not tell him just to not show fear then the akuma won't hit him-

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Veteran: How was the babysitting?

Greaser: Not that bad- okay, I'll be honest. It's quite bad-

Veteran: Hm? What happened?

Greaser: Victor found out I was married... then comes an arrupt, tragic miscarriage... "first comes blame, then comes despair, 2 hearts broken beyond repair... D-I-V-O-R-C-E.".

Veteran: BAHAHA, Oh you gotta love my kids :>

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Veteran: YOU SON OF A BITC-

Viola: Dad what the heck...

Veteran: I'm not talking to you, Viola, I'm talking to him.

Apple: All I did was take one cracker-

Not a meme but it's still a meme

2/3/22, Captain's house

Player: Another day, another boring day...

Greaser: Yep-

Not Orange: *suddenly floats*

Player and Greaser: What the-

Not Orange: HELP ME

Veteran, running into the room: HELP! BAGGY JUST SET THE STOVE ON FIRE!

Hunter: What-

Baggy: Help! I set the stove on fire!

Veteran: DID YOU PUT THE FIRE OUT?