Player Roasts The AUL Crew, FNF Crew And My AU's

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Hunter: Do you love FNF?

Player: Of course, every crewmate loves FNF!

Captain: Well I don't

Player: Um, I said crewmates not Imposters...

Hunter: 😂

Player: 😎


Greaser: Well, fight me then!

Player: But that would be animal abuse-

Greaser: 😯

Player: 😎

Greaser: S-Shut up!

Player: I don't shut up...

Player: I grow up!

Player: But when I saw your face...

Player: I throw up!


Mr. Cheese: Ugh you're so boring can you go somewhere else?

Player: Then what makes you exciting? 😒

Mr. Cheese: >:o


Veteran: I'm so rich!

Player: ...At least I don't have a poor attitude.

Veteran: 😨


Daddy Dearest: You're so short!

Player: Just like your life.

Daddy Dearest: At least I have one.

Player: Like it's gonna last long...


Senpai: You're so ugly!

Player: That's what your mom said when she gave birth to you

Senpai: Are you talking back?

Player: Y.E.S, that's how a conversation works.~


Jelly: You're annoying.

Player: You're a cloud

Jelly: What?

Player: When you go away it's a beautiful day


Sky: Hey Player, are you Wi-Fi?

Player: What?

Sky: Because I feel a connection!

Player: But it requires a password and only Girlfriend has it...


Sky: Hey guys!

Player: Wow, Sky you look beautiful today.

Sky: Aww, Player. I don't know what to say.

Player: Just lie, like I did.


Pico: Truth or dare?

Player: Dare, I guess.

Pico I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Player: Hey Sky

Sky: Yes, Player?

Player: Could you move? I'm trying to get to my girlfriend.


Player: Looking pretty cool Lollipops!

Lollipops: Aww, thanks!

Player: And I also meant the opposite, by the way.

Lollipops: >:0


Ihave1IQ: Why are you in the dark side!

Player: Then why are you the bright side?

Ihave1IQ: What do you mean by that?

Player: When the sun sets the party begins 😜


Mel: Foxes are sooo cute!!

Player: Why do you like foxes so much?

Mel: Cuz i'm a fox :D

Player: That's kinda cunning of you...

Mel: What do you mean?

Player: Foxes are cunning, and you're cunning because you say you're a fox.


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