AUL/FNF Stuff (and random useless stuff)

Incorrect Quotes 3

Ok so this is the AUL version 

It's the same as the first two-

Enjoy da story

Captain: Can you pass the salt?

Veteran: Can you pass on?

*Argument*

Player and Stoner who are genuinely innocent:

Stoner: Welp. They have to get used to each other.

Player: I agree.

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Veteran: I told Player our ears flush when they lie.

Captain: Why?

Veteran: Look.

Veteran: Hey Player! Do you wanna join us?

Player, covering his ears: Shut up.

Captain: 😐

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Player, literally being a boomer: Veteran, what does IDK, LY and TTYL mean?

Veteran: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.

Player: Ok then I'll just go ask Engineer then-

Veteran: Wait no-

Engineer who is genuinely innocent:

Engineer: ...

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Captain: If Veteran and I are drowning, who would you save?

Player: You guys can't swim? 

Captain: It's just a hypothetical question, Player! Now, who would you save?

Player: My time and effort.

Veteran: ...

Captain: I should have asked Stoner.

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Veteran: Wake me up-

Captain: Before you go go!

Player moaning: When September ends..

Mr. Cheese: WaKe Me Up InSiDeeeeeEeeeeeeeeEeee

Veteran: You just ruined the whole thing.

Mr. Cheese: Was just too carried away.

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Veteran: YOU CHEATER! NO WONDER YOU CAN KEEP BUYING HOUSES!!

Captain: YEAH? THEN WE'LL NOT BE FRIENDS!

Veteran: FINE BY ME!

Player, pushing the Monopoly board away: ...Maybe we should stop playing...

Stoner: Couldn't have said it better myself, Player.

[Don't worry they got along again :)]

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Hunter: What are you doing?

Mother: Just sniffing a flower that I bought. Don't know if it has any smell so...

Hunter: That's weird.

Hunter, whispering to himself: I wish I was that flower-

Mother: Whatchu say?