Player: The doors! Quickly!
Captain: The doors~ quickly~
Player: Quick, Captain!
Captain: Quick, Captai- oh-
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*At the hospital, cuz Player got injured during a mission*
Player: Viola...?
Viola: Hey mom! How are you feeling?
Player: Where is dad, Viola?
Viola: Uh, well-
Player: Is he okay? Where is he?
Viola: Mom...turn your head-
Player: ?
*Player.exe has crashed*
(I think y'all get what I mean)
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A/N: I'm gonna give Player's mom a random name: Jenny
Jenny: *burning Player's sneakers LOL*
Player: MOM?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Jenny: Isn't it obvious?! I'm burning your fake yeezys!
Player: Fake yeezys?! But they're just sneakers Greaser designed!
Jenny: Sneakers Greaser designed? Great, they're worth even less! Oh wait, they are worth nothing now!
Player: And that's why Veteran had to carry me to The Skeld today-
Hunter: DAMN SON-
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Greanix: Here, this magical charm will protect you from akumas.
Veteran: I don't want your ridiculous charm.
Greanix: Greaser designed it.
Veteran: Who's that again-
Greanix: *sighs* forget it.
Greanix: More importantly...
Greanix: Player licked it~
Veteran: DID I SAY I DIDN'T WANT IT? I WAS JUST JOKING! OF COURSE I WANT IT!
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Viola: Hey dad, can you try this? *passes him coffee*
Veteran, tasting it: Uh, hazelnut?
Viola: I don't know I found it in the trash-
Veteran: YOU WHAT-
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Veteran, after hitting the wrong switch:
Veteran: Sorry I hit the wrong thing!
Player: No! 27 YEARS AGO YOUR MOTHER GAVE BIRTH TO THE WRONG THING!
Viola: Help-
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Player: Greaser? What are you writing?
Greaser: A fanfic.
Player: About what?
Greaser: You and Veteran
Player, blushin': W-what? W-why?
Greaser: Veteran told me to, I'm being paid
Veteran: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT ANNONYMOUS, GREASER!
Ok bye
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AUL/FNF Stuff (and random useless stuff)
HumorJust stuff about my friends and AUL and FNF art :) Can we get this to 10k reads? That would be a great gift from you guys :) Rankings: (updated on 3/9/23) #83 in among out of 1.8k stories #71 in aul out of 275 stories
