HT One-Shot Compilation

Into The Wild

[The monsters get lost after their hearse crashes into a tree.]

"Who's ready for a complete awesome road trip?" Dracula asked as everyone cheered, but a tree suddenly fell as Dracula screamed and turned the steering wheel. [A few moments later] "What happened?" Murray questioned as he rubbed his head. "We crashed into a tree." Wayne stated. "Welp, we're going to have fix the hearse..." Griffin sighed.

[A few moments later] Dennis and the werewolf pups were making a tiny castle out of dirt, Quasimodo suddenly snickered evilly. "All right monsters, listen up! We're lost in a forest with no people in it!" Quasimodo muttered as he squished the dirt castle, the kids whimpered a little. "But we're here Quasimodo..." Willie whimpered.

"I mean people who matter! We have no beds and no omelets!" Quasimodo growled as the monsters shivered. "I don't know what you're talkin' about Quasimodo." Johnny grumbled. "Oh really? I saw a move about it once... These teens were all alone in a forest until they grew up and turned wild..." Quasimodo stated as Wanda shivered.

"A girl grew hair down to her feet, and they had to wear rags for clothes..." Quasimodo smirked as the monsters gasped in horror. "That's not the worst part..." Quasimodo laughed as the monsters cuddled closed to each other. "This isn't like at home with pools and lights and floors..." Quasimodo sang as Mumette and Murray went to a bush.

"It's a creepy little forest, with frightening scary things!" Quasimodo cackled coming out of the bush as Murray and Mumette gasped, Frank whimpered and pointed towards a shadow that Quasimodo was making.

"Mutant chipmunks crawling around choppin' on little pups, and animals can't save you from the furry creepy wolves..." Quasimodo smirked as the monsters whimpered.

"Maybe you need a king, someone handsomely just like me! To save you from the mutants that grab ya from the tree... So if you don't want to be mutant chipmunk food, then put your forest king in a really happy mood!" Quasimodo added.

The monsters were dressed like servants and were carrying Quasimodo in a wooden carrier.

"That means no acting scary!" Quasimodo growled, pointing towards Wayne, Wanda and Griffin as they gasped. "That means no making smells!" Quasimodo added, pointing towards Murray and Mumette as they whimpered towards each other.

"That means no begging me for my royal throne, ha! Just do the things I tell, like bow when I walk by." Quasimodo grumbled as the monsters bowed. "And listen to me but don't look me in the eye!" Quasimodo growled as Johnny took a picture with a camera.

"You aren't some forest king, there's not a creepy wolf! There are no mutant chipmunks that would ever eat a pup! Don't listen to his stories, he always misbehaves. He's trying to scare you monsters into being forest slaves." Johnny whimpered as he helped the monsters up.

"Why do you always have to be so good and nice and cheeky? Just face the fact that I'm this forest king named Quasimodo... So if you don't want to end up being mutant chipmunk food then put your forest king in a really happy mood!" Quasimodo cackled as fireworks exploded, Johnny crossed his arms in complete annoyance.

[A few moments later] "We have to find a way to get out of here..." Dracula muttered. "You monsters are going to find a way? Ha! The steins can't even keep their fingers out of their noses!" Quasimodo laughed, Frank had his finger in his nose, he nervously chuckled and put his finger into his ear.

"It seems like it's going to storm soon, why don't we turn the hearse into a hover-hearse?" Mavis suggested. "Quasi, you can watch the hearse and Sunny." Eunice stated. "I have to babysit this stupid werewolfia?!" Quasimodo dropped, the monsters walked off to look for materials.

"You monsters better get back here! Or else!" Quasimodo growled as his voice echoed in the distance. "Sunny, make sure the hearse doesn't move away from this spot all right, me and Esmeralda are going to help the dumb monsters." Quasimodo muttered.

*"Send Me On My Way" plays in background* Sunny looked at some footprints from the monsters, she began to crawl away all on her own. *Music stops playing in background*

Quasimodo with Esmeralda in his pocket was muttering. "I don't get it, the monsters don't listen to me because I'm not Dracula." Quasimodo whimpered, he suddenly noticed a crow with an omelet."Hey, that crow has an omelet! LAISSE TOMBER BEAKHEAD!" Quasimodo growled in French.

The crow just pooped on Quasimodo's head, he growled in complete anger and kicked a rock, but Quasimodo squelched his mouth and screamed. "First I get pooped on my a bird, now I kick a rock that was extremely hard!" Quasimodo muttered, he went back to the hearse.

[A few moments later] Quasimodo noticed Sunny was gone, he noticed little pawprints on the ground. "Pawprints? They seem to be overlapping with those bigger footprints. OH NO! SUNNY MUST HAVE FOLLOWED THOSE FOOTPRINTS!" Quasimodo yelped, he got some binoculars and noticed Sunny stumbling on a mountain.

"The dumb monsters are going to kill me! I might as well get double-fired and exiled from the hotel!" Quasimodo whimpered, but he suddenly turned around and noticed the monsters with materials. "Quasi? Where's Sunny?" Wanda questioned. "Oh I uh- I told her to watch over herself." Quasimodo nervously chuckled, the monsters screamed in horror.

"SUNNYBUN?!" Frank called out. "Look at them Dennis... Chasing their tails, I can't even bite my own..." Winnie shivered. "You have only one nanosecond to tell me where my daughter is!" Wayne growled.

"She's at the mountain over there, it'll take a while to get there though." Quasimodo shivered. "I'll get her back, you guys stay here." Dracula stated. [A few moments later] Sunny was safe and sound, the monsters went into the hearse that they turned into a plane.

"I hope I remember how to work planes, I haven't driven one since the 50's." Abraham whimpered, he drove the hearse off of the cliff, but it just began to fall towards a river.

"Oh no! Are we going to drown?" Ericka shivered, the hearse flew in the air just in time. "Phew! That was close!" Dennis dropped.

[A few moments later] The monsters saw the hotel in the distance. "We're home!" Murray cheered, but the hearse started to go down. "Oh no no no no no no no no!" Wayne whimpered.

[A few moments later] The hearse landed sage and sound, Frank was stilling screaming and hugging Eunice. "Frank, we're safe." Eunice muttered. "Oh I uh-" Frank nervously chuckled.

"Maybe we shouldn't camp during storms? All right everyone?" Mavis suggested nervously, the monsters agreed with her.