HT One-Shot Compilation

Sweet But Evil

[Everyone at Hotel Transylvania knows how sweet, calm, and kind Wanda is, but they don't know that Wanda works for some alliance named the Secret Bat Crone Allaince.]

It was daytime at Hotel Transylvania, most of the monsters were asleep. "Oh my! It's 8:00, I'm going to be late!" Wanda whimpered, changing into a black suit and putting black sunglasses on. [A few moments later] Wanda went to a tree outside for some reason, a kitsune named Lyra opened a little door. "What's the password?" Lyra asked. "For the millionth time Lyra, you know who I am and you don't have to ask me the password... It's DR-UO-YI." Wanda sighed. "Gosh Wanda, it's just for security..." Lyra grumbled, opening the door. [A few moments later] Wanda was at some place where her identity was being checked. She put her paw on a scanner, a light scanned her face, and she spoke through a microphone. "Wandaline Winter Wolfers." Wanda stated, saying her full name. A door then opened.

[A few moments later] Wanda and Lyra were at some conference room. "Why are you late again?" Bela questioned. "She was probably too busy drinking from the toilet." A human named Sabrina teased. "I was not Sabrina, werewolves aren't usually up during the day." Wanda muttered in annoyance. "The stink bomb is almost ready, we should use it on Hotel Transylvania." A bat crone named Beneath cackled, Wanda did a shiver. "What? I'm not going to risk killing my family and friends!" Wanda whimpered. "We've done multiple tests Wanda, after three hours or so everyone will wake up." A bat crone named Lenny added. "Don't we need to make it 'stink' and 'toxic' though?" Lyra suggested. "I know, one of my kids' old pacifiers." Wanda suggested, taking out an old pacifier from her pocket.

"What? You just keep old pacifiers with you all the time?" Sabrina asked confused. "It's for memories." Wanda smiled. "I have a ton of of dirt and grass." A werewolf named Walsh stated. "I found some snails." Bela added. "One finally thing." Beneath stated, he put some chemical into the stink bomb. "It makes people go to sleep." Lenny chuckled. "When should we use it?" Lyra questioned. "Dracula decided to host a bake sale on Saturday night." Wanda stated. "Good, that will be a great time." Sabrina smirked. [A few hours later] It was finally nighttime, Eunice felt suspicious of Wanda lately. "Has Wanda acted or seemed weird lately?" Eunice asked. "Not at all." Crystal sighed. "She's been tired as if she didn't get enough sleep, and she's been smelling like a bat crone has been around." Eunice added.

"I do agree with Eunice with that." Ericka stated. [A few hours later] It was daytime, Eunice, Crystal, Mumette, Winnie, and Ericka were outside of the hotel. "Why do I have to stay up as well Aunty Eunice?" Winnie whimpered all tired. "This is your mother Winnie, you have to tell Wayne about this." Eunice sighed, the girls suddenly noticed Wanda. "Shh!" Mumette hushed. They noticed Bela was taking with Wanda as she went inside the tree, the girls charged for Bela. "WHAT?" Bela yelped. "HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TRY TO EAT WANDA AT ALL BELA? BAT CRONES EAT WEREWOLVES!" Crystal yelled. "Uh... My friends and I are on a diet..." Bela nervously lied, the girls did grumbles. "I can already tell you're lying." Ericka grumbled. "Fine... She's working with us on a stink bomb." Bela sighed.

"For what?" Winnie asked angrily. "To stink bomb the hotel, talk to Wanda about it." Bela grumbled. [One hour later] Wanda was back at the hotel, but the girls suddenly grabbed her. [A few moments later] Wanda woke up as she groaned, she noticed she was in some dark room. "Tell us more about the stink bomb." Eunice imitated, carrying a flashlight. "What stink bomb?" Wanda growled. "The stink bomb that you're planning with the Secret Bat Crone Alliance, SBCA for short." Mumette added. "Ya'll are just playing with me." Wanda laughed. "DR-UO-YI." Winnie stated, Wanda did a shiver. "Winifred! How dare you-" Wanda was cut off by Crystal. "We forced Bela to tell us everything, now why are you betraying us?" Crystal questioned. "Fine... They stole my collar..." Wanda started, the girls seemed confused.

"Your collar?" Eunice dropped. "Bela told me if I joined I could get it back." Wanda finished. "Why didn't you just buy the same collar or the same sundress?" Ericka asked. "Do you know how much Euros they cost now?" Wanda grumbled as if Ericka was being dumb. "Well, we have to stop them in time, so that nobody gets knocked out" Mumette stated. [The next night] The SBCA were in some vent room. "Now since we're finished with the stink bomb, can I have my collar back?" Wanda begged. "No, we have to do one thing first." Beneath grumbled, Lyra and Sabrina came along with some ropes. "Who's small enough to fit through the vent?" Sabrina asked, everyone looked at Wanda. "Oh no, no, no, no, no! What about Lyra?" Wanda shivered. [A few moments later] Wanda grumbled in the vents.

Eunice called her on the phone. "Where are you?" Eunice questioned with worry. "Apparently nobody was small enough to fit through the vent to put the stink bomb inside, Lenny has the button to deploy it." Wanda sighed in defeat. [30 minutes later] The bake sale was getting started, Johnny got some homemade pie made by Frank and Eunice that was made out of worms, dirt, and snails. "Oh uh I-" Johnny dropped, he noticed Frank and Eunice began to cry a little. "Please, it was our doctor's recipe..." Frank whimpered, Johnny did a sigh and took a bite. Meanwhile... Wanda had an idea. "What if I try to make it the bomb have a timer?" Wanda whispered to herself, she took some wires out and cut them. Meanwhile... Lenny pressed the button, but nothing happened at all. "Huh?" Lenny questioned in pure confusion.

"It appears that the bomb has a five minute timer." Lyra grumbled. [30 minutes later] "Fish n' meatloaf? Who wants fish n' meatloaf?" Wayne asked nervously with his werewolf pups by his side, nobody seemed to have wanted what he was selling. "I don't think anyone wants or likes fish in meatloaf Dad..." Walden whimpered. "By the way, where has Mommy been?" Willie questioned. Meanwhile... Wanda was struggling to get out of the vent with her eyes red and tired. "Why does everything annoying and boring always happen to me?" Wanda sighed, but she suddenly fell into the vent room. "TRAITOR!" Beneath growled. "What how?" Wanda whimpered. "Are those your friends?" Walsh questioned. Eunice, Ericka, Mumette, Winnie, and Crystal were tied to chairs, Wanda did a little whimper in defeat.

"I'm sorry Mommy, they forced me to or my fur would be cut off..." Winnie sighed. [10 minutes later] The SBCA were disguised. "Why don't we put the bomb in a cake or somethin'?" Lyra suggested, the others agreed with her idea. Bela snuck the stink bomb in Wayne's fish n' meatloaf. [A few moments later] The girls were trying their best to get free. "We're probably stuck here until somebody finds us..." Mumette exhaled. "I guess I owe the whole hotel and apology." Wanda muttered, Crystal suddenly did a gasp. "I never realized I had my scissors all this time!" Crystal gasped, using it to cut the ropes. "Great, but the door is probably locked." Eunice whimpered. "I guess we'll have to use th' vent." Winnie grumbled. Meanwhile... Wayne noticed something odd with his food for some reason.

"It's ticking and it smells weird. THERE'S A BOMB INSIDE HERE!" Wayne yelped, getting everyone's attention. "A what?" Dracula questioned. "MY MEATLOAF IS A BOMB! RUN EVERYONE!" Wayne screamed. [A few moments later] The girls noticed some window. "I can see the bake sale, everyone doesn't seem happy though." Ericka shivered. Meanwhile... The monsters were screaming in terror, hoping that the bomb wouldn't explode. "10...nine...eight...seven...six...five...four...three...two...one! Voila!" Lenny laughed. "He said... Voila!" Bela nervously chuckled. "You fools, this bomb capsule has an on and off button. I easily turned it off and cut the wire." Abraham sighed. "The girls are trapped in some vent!" Griffin whimpered as he pointed towards the vent window, Wayne threw his meatloaf at the window.

[A few moments later] The SBCA did nervous shivers, they screamed and ran off. "You're a hero hon!" Wanda smiled, kissing Wayne on the cheek. Everyone continued the bake sale.