HT One-Shot Compilation

It Doesn't Take Two

[Wanda is mistaken to be a queen for a werewolf kingdom, while the werewolf named Luna who was supposed to be the queen is mistaken for Wanda.]

Wanda was leaving a shop. "That was completely terrible customer service! They were rude enough to spit on my new dress for no reason..." Wanda grumbled to herself.

She suddenly tripped over as a werewolf named Chris noticed her. "Oh my, you must be the new queen you need to get ready for the inauguration!" Chris whimpered. "Inauguration, and who's the queen?" Wanda asked in her head confused.

Meanwhile... Luna was getting ready for her "inauguration". "I can't believe I'm going to be a queen!" Luna cheered as she walked onto the sidewalk, Mavis and Johnny suddenly noticed her.

"Aunt Wanda, you're going to be late for dinner! You don't want to miss your meaty favorite..." Mavis warned. "Aunt Wanda? I don't think I have a 'meaty favorite' either..." Luna thought in her head confused.

[One hour later] Wanda was at a castle. "What is going-" Wanda was cut off by Chris. "They'll be a royal dinner after the inauguration, you'll want to compliment the chefs after." Chris chuckled.

"Royal dinner? I may take that..." Wanda thought in her head happily. Meanwhile... Luna was completely disgusted for some reason, the werewolf pups were eating drumsticks with their paws.

"Are you crazy? It's better to cut pieces of chicken with a knife the use a fork to eat it." Luna grumbled. "Mommy, it's how you always eat drumsticks." Willie dropped, Luna cut a piece of chicken and put Willie's fork on it.

"That's odd, Wanda always lets her kids eat drumsticks with their paws..." Frank dropped. "Her British accent suddenly came along as well..." Murray added. [Two hours later] Wanda was being led somewhere.

"Queen Wanda, welcome to the Great Hall." Chris smiled as Wanda gasped, there was a long table full of food. "T-This all belongs t-to me?" Wanda asked surprised, Chris nodded his head as Wanda yipped and rushed to eat as much as she could.

Meanwhile... Luna was about to sleep. "Goodnight everyone." Luna sighed in relief as she turned the light off, but Wayne suddenly turned it back on. "Wanda, it's only 12:00 AM!" Wayne growled. "But it's really late!" Luna whimpered.

"You haven't even fixed the kids' beds, just because I'm the man here doesn't mean I have to do everything for you!" Wayne added. [A few hours later]

"It's 10:00 AM, why don't we get some nice pancakes for breakfast?" Luna yawned, but everyone was still asleep. "What? Three to six hours of sleep wasn't enough?" Luna growled.

"You're a monster Mom... Go back to sleep, it's completely easy..." Walden muttered. "What the heck is wrong with this family and this hotel?" Luna thought in her head angrily. Meanwhile... Wanda was already up and ready.

"So what are you going to show me?" Wanda asked excitedly. "If you thought the Great Hall was the best, you'll like the Royal Park even better, Queen Wanda." Chris chuckled as he opened the door, Wanda's jaw dropped all the way to the ground.

"THERE'S AN OLYMPIC-SIZED POOL! A GYM OUTSIDE! A PGA TOUR-SIZED GOLF COURSE AND A- Wait a minute, are there any rules here?" Wanda questioned confused.

"There is one rule though... Since you're the queen there are no rules!" Chris yipped, Wanda squealed to have the best time of her life. [A few moments later] Wanda was roughly using a rockstar-style guitar as butlers struggled to serve her.

"C-Care for a milkshake, Queen Wanda?" One butler shivered. "Oh, just place it at that table over there." Wanda smiled. [A few hours later] Luna was about to get her breakfast served. "I hope this is really good..." Luna thought in her head worried.