HT One-Shot Compilation

The "Monster" Diet

[Johnny plans a diet for a the monsters, but it goes a little too far.]

Johnny was at the pool as the monsters were eating their breakfast, Wayne had over five cans of dog food as Johnny gasped in horror. "Why do you need that much dog food?! Can't you at least try some sausage or eggs or cereal? Werewolves have human inside them you know!" Johnny stated in concern.

"Werewolves are considered wolves as well, which are part of the dog family." Wayne grumbled as he went to sit at a table. "Look at this Sunny, your mother and father eating 15 cans of dog food a day. Murray and Mumette always eating bugs for their breakfast, do I even have to say anything for Frank and Eunice?" Johnny sighed, Frank and Eunice had over 10 omelets, Sunny bit some dog food as Johnny grumbled. "You as well? This isn't healthy at all!" Johnny growled as he got something in his head.

"That's it! I should put everyone on a diet..." Johnny whispered. [The next night] Murray and Mumette opened their fridge, but they gasped in shock and confusion. All of their bugs were replaced with jugs of orange juice, containers of yogurt, and bags full of granola. "Where did all of our bugs go?" Murray asked confused. "I don't think you're even supposed to put granola in the fridge." Mumette added.

Meanwhile... Wayne and Wanda opened their cans of dog food and shivered in horror. "Lettuce and carrots?" Wanda dropped. [A few moments later] The monsters were confused about what was going on as Johnny came along. "I'm putting everyone on a healthy human diet, since you guys don't eat healthy." Johnny stated. "But can we at least have what we-" Eunice was cut off by Johnny. "Nope, you're going to be eating like a healthy human." Johnny chuckled.

"Guys... Maybe my Son-In-Law is making a point, but that point is ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!" Dracula yelled. "If you don't agree with me, I'll give you something way worse than cinnamon oatmeal." Johnny grumbled. [A few moments later] The monsters were eating their healthy breakfast. Griffin looked around to make sure nobody was watching him and poured his oatmeal to the ground, Winnie and Dennis made faces in the oatmeal as Johnny muttered in annoyance.

"YOU NEVER KNOW THAT YOU LIKE SOMETHING UNLESS YOU TRY!" Johnny yelped as the monsters gulped and ate their food. [A few moments later] Everyone was served juice as Crystal smiled and sipped on the straw, but Johnny suddenly smirked for some reason. "It is nice but it's healthy juice." Johnny smirked.

He showed everyone a juice jug with a picture of broccoli on it. "VEGETABLE GERMS! VEGETABLE GERMS!" Crystal yelped repeatedly a she spit the juice out of her mouth. [A few nights later] "I've tried everything to sneak beetles into my room!" Murray whimpered in annoyance and hunger.

"The same thing Murray, just dog food cans instead." Wayne added. "Yeah, Johnny doesn't let me have burgers or hotdogs, I don't put that much in healthy ingredients in them." Ericka stated.

"Maybe we should make Johnny have some unhealthy food." Mavis suggested. "Great idea Mavi-Wavy, Johnny will probably enjoy unhealthy food!" Dracula complimented. [One hour later] Quasimodo made a vanilla sundae. "Ooh Johnny? Would ya like a sundae with vanilla flavoring?" Quasimodo asked. "No thanks Quasi..." Johnny sighed as Quasimodo put rainbow sprinkles on it.

"It has sprinkles on it Johnathan..." Quasimodo chuckled as Johnny shivered.

"I don't care..." Johnny shivered as his stomach growled as Quasimodo put chocolate syrup and whip cream on the sundae along with a cherry. "LET ME AT THAT SUNDAE!" Johnny yelped as he ran through the whole thing with ice cream all over his mouth, Johnny suddenly realized something. "Did I just-" Johnny was cut off by Wanda. "Yes you did Johnny." Wanda sighed.

"Maybe unhealthy food isn't bad after all!" Johnny laughed. [A few moments later] Quasimodo made sundaes and ice cream for everyone. "Wait Quasi, is there any way you can make a dog food sundae?" Winnie asked. "I need a can of dog food for that." Quasimodo stated as the monsters enjoyed eating their delicious ice cream.