HT One-Shot Compilation

Sorry, She Blew Up Herself

[(You may want to read Sorry, I Blew Up The Pup and Sorry, I Shrunk The Boys first.) Wanda accidentally turns herself into a horrific 400 foot beast.]

Wanda glared at Ericka's inventions at the lab.

"What's this?" asked Wanda.

"It's the Instant-Cooker 2000, we added some changes so it doesn't break all of the power lines," sighed Ericka, Wanda snuck behind a curtain and saw an invention similar to the Grower 3000.

"The Grower 4000," gasped Wanda as she read the tag, Ericka pulled her away.

"Wanda, you don't want to be turned huge like Sunny, do you?" asked Ericka, Wanda shook her head quickly. "Right. I have testing with the Grower 3000 tonight, but please don't touch any buttons on the revamped version! It can make you taller than Godzilla."

"All right," said Wanda, Ericka left the room briefly. "This should be easy, don't touch the buttons." Tiny angel and devil versions of her popped out from both sides of her head.

"I say you touch the buttons and make yourself big," snickered Devil Wanda. "You'll be unstoppable."

"But that's wrong," whimpered Wanda. "Ericka said not to touch any buttons."

Devil Wanda snickered, "Pfft, who cares about Ericka? Touch the buttons and make yourself big!"

"No, don't listen to her Wanda!" growled Angel Wanda. "Listen to Ericka and obey her!"

"You're right, I should obey her," sighed Wanda; Angel and Devil Wanda argued. "Stop arguing! I've made my decision!" Angel and Devil Wanda grumbled and went back inside of Wanda's head.

"I'll sit here and obey Ericka," said Wanda. "Wait, she said she has snacks somewhere..." Wanda got up but tripped over into the Grower 4000.

"AH!" screamed Wanda as she accidentally pressed a button. "OH NO! IT SAYS DON'T TOUCH THIS BUTTON!" Wanda uncontrollable ran and rested her arm on a lever.

"Phew, it looks like that button didn't cause anything," sighed Wanda, but her arm caused the lever to go down. "IT SAYS DON'T PULL THIS LEVER!"

Wanda ran towards a switch and flipped it.

"Hopefully that switch reverses everything," whimpered Wanda. "OH, IT SAYS DON'T FLIP THIS SWITCH!" The doors closed on Wanda in the Grower 4000.

"Growing in size in five, four, three, two, one," said a robot in the Grower 4000.

Meanwhile... Ericka was testing with the Grower 3000.

"Testing in five, four, three, two, one," stated Ericka, she shot an apple as crashing was heard. "Oh, did it work?"

"Sigh, it exploded into applesauce Ericka," sighed Argo.

"Huh, it worked with Sunny and the teddy bear, maybe it doesn't work with fruits," said Ericka.

"What was that sound? It definitely wasn't caused by the explosion," whimpered a human named Jack.

"I'll be right back," muttered Ericka.

She ran towards her invention room which was quiet.

"Wanda, are you there?" asked Ericka; she went behind the curtain and gasped.

All she saw was a hole shaped like Wanda, Argo and Jack came panting.

"What's wrong?!" asked Argo worriedly.

"Something real horrific happened," whimpered Ericka, she noticed destruction in the distance. "Follow me!"

Ericka, Argo, and Jack saw pawprints in the ground.

"The pawprints get larger as we go," whimpered Jack, he saw lots of people surrounded around something.

"What's going on? Oh," said Ericka; she noticed an immense pawprint and traumatized people. "Can someone tell me what happened?"

"F-Fiara," whimpered a woman. "Vârcolacul a venit repede!"

"I'm sorry, I don't understand Romanian clearly," whimpered Jack.

"Fiara means beast and vârcolacul means werewolf in Romanian," stated Argo.

"I'll b-break it down in E-English," shivered the woman with her Romanian accent. "T-The beast or w-werewolf crashed t-through here, we d-don't know w-where she's n-now... All I can tell is she's h-headed towards Bucharest."

"Sorry, she blew up herself," shivered Ericka.

Meanwhile... The werewolf pups were watching tv.

"Shouldn't Mom and Aunt Ericka be back by now?" asked Wilbur worriedly.

"Nah, they're probably late," said Wally. "Y'know how traffic is in the city." The program they were watching was interrupted by the news.

"Good evening Romania, we interrupt this program because - Oh!" shivered the news anchor as the newsroom shook. "A 400 feet werewolf now identified as Wanda Wolfers is currently destroying Bucharest." Wayne and the werewolf pups stopped everything they were doing and glued their eyes to the tv.

"Let's go to Molly who's in Bucharest," said the news anchor.

"The military and Bucharest police are now in the area," stated Molly.

"NU NU MAI DISTRUGETI BUCURESTI, IN NUMELE IN ROMANIA!" growled a general; Wanda growled and threw a helicopter towards a building. "O luâm înapoi, nu te opri..."

"It sadly seems like Wanda Wolfers is winning the battle," whimpered Molly.

"What do we do?!" asked Winnie worriedly. "We can't let Mommy destroy the city!"

"Our studio near the area where Wanda Wolfers is starting to shake," whimpered the news anchor. "Let's go back to the program that was airing."

Frank and Eunice bursted into the room.

"DID YOU HEAR WHAT THEY SAID ON THE NEWS?!" yelped Frank. "It's completely mind-blowing!"

The military tried everything to take Wanda down.

"TRAGE!" yelled the general in Romanian.

"NO! DON'T SHOOT!" cried Ericka. "She's an innocent werewolf! Wanda's angry at you because you're trying to kill her!"

"Ignore the stupid American or British woman," grumbled the general in his Romanian accent. "KILL THIS TITAN AND GET IT OVER WITH!"

"Stupid? Did you just call my friend stupid?" growled Wanda as she flung the general which made the soldiers scream in high-pitches. "I'll be going to the hotel!"

"Wanda, don't!" cried Argo.

"She isn't gonna listen to you Argo," whimpered Jack.

"Let's vamoose and go to the warehouse," stated Ericka. "My shrink ray's there."

"I thought you kept it at the hotel Ericka," dropped Argo.

"There was a little incident that happened, I accidentally shrunk my husband and his friends. Besides that, let's vamoose out of here!" said Ericka as she ran off, but Argo and Jack didn't follow. "Uh, vamoose means depart hurriedly..."

"Oh," said Jack.

To be continued...