HT One-Shot Compilation

Camp-out

[When the werewolves go camping near Quasimodo's cottage, they tell him about wolverines.]

Quasimodo and Esmeralda were about to eat breakfast. "Tonight is a good night, because the werewolfias are going camping! At least some of the dumb monsters are gone!" Quasimodo cheered, but they suddenly heard howling.

"Huh? I can hear their howls still." Quasimodo muttered, he went outside and noticed a trailer, Quasimodo noticed the werewolves eating breakfast. "What? What are you guys doing right next to my cottage?" Quasimodo questioned.

"Isn't it obvious Quasimodo, we're camping." Wanda stated. "Um, you're not camping if you're literally 20 feet from the hotel." Quasimodo grumbled.

"Nah, they say you can camp anywhere." Wayne smirked. "Fine, but don't be annoy-" Quasimodo was cut off by Winnie. "Can we have our marshmallows?" Winnie questioned. "All right." Wanda smiled, putting the marshmallows on sticks.

"Annoying..." Quasimodo finished. "Hey, let's sing out camping song." Wilbur suggested as he got his guitar out. "Oh no..." Quasimodo shivered. "We're going camping, we have marshmallows and this campfire! And we are a happy werewolf family!" All of the werewolves sang.

"Quasimodo!" Wilbur yipped as he pointed, Quasimodo didn't say anything at all. "Great job! Willie!" Wilbur chuckled as he pointed. "We're going camping!" Willie laughed. "Great, since that's over, how about having some omelets?" Quasimodo suggested.

"Quasi! No!" Walden yelped. "What? Why?" Quasimodo dropped. "You're going to attract a wolverine..." Wanye shivered. "It's a werewolf but huger, and they're completely evil!" Wayne explained.

"Wow, it's one of those evil monsters THAT DON'T EVEN EXIST!" Quasimodo growled, Wesley showed Quasimodo a magazine, it had a picture of a wolverine and a kitsune getting married.

"They do exist! This kitsune just married a wolverine last week." Wesley stated. "Just don't do these things or you'll attract wolverines. Don't eat omelets, don't wear hats backwards, don't act goofy, and especially don't play with a mouse." Wanda informed, but Quasimodo was doing everything Wanda said not to do.

"QUASI-" Willie shivered. "I'm doing everything that would 'attract' a wolverine, and I don't even see a baby one!" Quasimodo laughed. "Maybe it's because your hat isn't backwards."Winnie stated, Quasimodo turned his hat backwards as the werewolves screamed.

"SHE DIDN'T MEAN TO DO IT!" Wanye screamed. "I STILL DON'T SEE A WOLVERINE!" Quasimodo smirked. "Everyone into the dirt circle I made quickly, it'll keep the wolverine away from us!" Wilbur warned, the werewolf zoomed into the dirt circle.

"Hah! You guys are scared of an imaginary monster." Quasimodo muttered, not noticing a wolverine right in front of him. "Um, right in front of Quasi..." Wayne shivered, Quasimodo noticed the wolverine and dropped his jaw, the wolverine growled at Quasimodo and tackled him.

[A few moments later] "Maybe I'll just walk into my cottage-" Quasimodo sighed. "Wolverines don't like when their enemies walk!" Winnie warned, the wolverine came back and attacked Quasimodo once more.

[A few moments later] "My leg's really hurts..." Quasimodo whimpered. "They don't like hopping on one leg either." Wesley added, the wolverine attacked Quasimodo again.

[A few moments later] Quasimodo tried to crawl back to his cottage. "I should probably mention they really hate crawling." Wanda shivered, Quasimodo was attacked by the wolverine once more.

[A few moments later] Quasimodo with bruises and scars all over him went into the dirt circle. "I guess sometimes you guys are right, even if it seems completely stupid." Quasimodo mumbled.

"Well, that wasn't as bad as a gargantuan attack." Wayne sighed in relief. "A gargantuan is a bigger gargoyle, they're more evil than wolverines." Walden stated. "Well, what attracts a gargantuan?" Quasimodo asked.

"Wolverine growls." Wesley stated, a gargantuan was growling in complete anger next to the werewolves and Quasimodo. "Everyone put on their gargantuan proof lotion, right Quasi?" Wanye asked, Quasimodo and Esmeralda gulped in horror.