HT One-Shot Compilation

Cooked Chipmunk For Lunch

[After three chipmunks named Alvin, Simon, and Theodore come to the hotel, Wayne and Wanda get obsessed for them to be their lunch.]

Wayne and Wanda were waiting for their lunch to come, a zombie waitress came along with some broccoli and carrots. "Ew..." Wayne shivered. "Is there any meat today sir?" Wanda asked. "There's no more meat until further notice." The zombie waitress sighed, as Frank came along. "Guys, you don't live in the forest anymore, you should be used to eating vegetables." Frank added. "Frank, werewolves were more used to eating meat. and they used to be carnivores, until they began to live like humans." Wayne grumbled. "Ugh, even your kids like vegetables..." Frank mumbled, pointing towards Winnie and Dennis eating their vegetables. "Veggies are good!" Winnie smiled. Meanwhile... "I'm sorry, but we don't allow rodents to check-in, even talking ones." The zombie man sighed. "Rodents?" A chipmunk named Alvin asked.

"Yes, chipmunks are rodents." The zombie sighed. "Uh uhm, Mr. Zombie guy you're talking like this to former major rockstars..." A chipmunk named Theodore added. "Fine you can have a room, just watch me get fired." The zombie grumbled, giving a chipmunk named Simon a key. [A few moments later] Wayne and Wanda were bored until they got a scent of a chipmunk. "Chipmunks..." Wanda dropped. "Three chipmunks...for lunch...." Wayne shivered, as they looked back towards Alvin, Simon, and Theodore. "Why do I feel like there's a chipmunk predator in here?" Theodore asked worried. "Relax Theo, we're fine." Simon sighed. [A few hours later] It was daytime, and the monsters in the hotel were asleep, Theodore was having a bad dream. "No, no, no...." Theodore whimpered in his sleep.

(Bad Dream) Theodore was walking through the hotel hallways in the daytime, when everyone in the hotel is usually asleep, but he suddenly heard something in the werewolves' room. "WE WANT COOKED CHIPMUNK! WE WANT COOKED CHIPMUNK!" The werewolves inside the room chanted, Theodore went inside there and gasped, Wanda and Wayne were carrying plates of Alvin and Simon cooked to death. "Here's dinner children, and we can save the chubby one for dessert." Wanda snickered, looking towards Theodore as he screamed. (Out of Bad Dream) It was finally night, and Theodore woke up, breathing heavily, seeing his older brothers right next to him. "What if by bad dream could really happen?" Theodore asked to himself worried, going to Winnie and Dennis.

[A few moments later] "And then, I noticed my brothers dead on plates in your parents' paws, then they were going to eat me for dessert." Theodore sighed, explaining his dream. "Mommy and Daddy haven't really ate species like you since I was born." Winnie stated. Meanwhile... "Okay, when it's daytime we get the chipmunks, then we save them for lunch later on." Wayne explained. [A few hours later] Alvin, Simon, and Theodore were sleeping in their beds, as Wayne and Wanda came along. "There's only one..." Wanda dropped, not noticing Alvin and Simon. "It's chubby, it's like the other two mixed together." Wayne smiled. [A few hours later] Theodore began to woke up, and tired to hold his scream, he was naked, and had a leaf on his fur. "Where am I?" Theodore asked worried and confused.

He noticed Wanda stirring soup in a pot, and a cooking book for werewolf prey, he got the book and squealed. It was a cooked chipmunk with vegetables around it, an apple it's in mouth, along with the picture having werewolves about to eat it. "I-Is t-that g-going t-to be m-me?" Theodore asked to himself quietly, stammering, his nightmare was true after all. "It's like my nightmare, but I'm getting cooked, and eaten to death first..." Theodore dropped. Meanwhile... "Theo? Theo?? Theo?" Alvin asked worried repeatedly. "Maybe Theo was right, he could have been captured by a predator." Simon whimpered. "Maybe we're in a nightmare together like Theodore had." Alvin thought. "In dreams and nightmares you don't get hurt, and my tail is itching right now." Simon stated.

[A few moments later] The monsters and the chipmunks were looked for Theodore. "Chubby chipmunk? Chubby chipmunk?" Johnny asked worried. "Theodore?" Eunice asked, looking for him. [A few moments later] Winnie was walking until he noticed a green chipmunk-sized sweater on the ground. "Why does it smell like Mommy and Daddy?" Winnie asked, Alvin and Simon whimpered, and began to think of something horribly. *Thinking* It was a red background, the chipmunk brothers were whimpering, as they were about to be captured by werewolves, chipmunks were trapped in cages, with a crowd of werewolves beyond them... Theodore's sweater was thrown onto the ground, and chipmunk meat was thrown onto a plate. Alvin, Simon, and Theodore then began to float, and swerve around Wanda and Wayne.

Both of the werewolves licked all of the chipmunks. *Out of thinking* Alvin and Simon just dropped their jaws, they then let out a squeal. "What is wrong with Wayne and Wanda? They seem obsessed!" Eunice whimpered. "We have to make them forget about everything!" Johnny stated, but he began to fade away. (Out of Dream) Winnie woke up, and began to breathe heavily. "Wilbur, I had a dream about Mommy and Daddy eating chipmunks!" Winnie dropped.