Santana (B.B)

Jaba The Hutt

Norway. At a green Countryside.

I drove into the new town and raised an eyebrow.

There was a sign labelled "WELCOME TO NEW ASGARD, PLEASE DRIVE SLOWLY.".

I pulled over and sighed.

Valkyrie shook her head  "You shouldn't have come"

I got out of my car and walked over to her "hey"

Valkyrie "hey. He won't see you."

I sighed "That's what he's been saying for the past years, Val"

She nodded "i know"

Me "That bad, huh?"

Val "We only see him once a month, when he comes for... . supplies."

I nodded "beer"

She nodded.

At the house.

I walked in and grimaced at the smell "Who the hell died in here? Thor!"

Suddenly i heard him shout from another room "Are you here about the cable?"

He walked into view and my jaw dropped. Thor, who was shirtless, had definitely put on more than a couple of pounds since i saw him last.

Thor "The Cinemax ran out about two weeks ago, and the sports were all kind of fuzzy."

Then he grabbed a beer.

My jaw dropped "Thor?"

His face lit up when he saw me "Hayley! Oh my God! Its so to see you! "

Then he hugged me and picked me up. He was squeezing me to death.

I groaned out "No, I'm good. I'm good. That's not necessary."

Thor let me down "you know my friends, Miek, Korg, right?"

I nodded at them "hey"

They nodded.

The were playing Fortnite.

Korg " Beer's on the bucket. Feel free to log on to the Wi-Fi. No password, obviously. Thor, he's back. The kid on the TV that called me a dickhead again."

Thor growled " NoobMaster."

Korg nodded " Yeah, NoobMaster69 called me a dickhead."

Thor walked over to Korg, took his headphones, and spoke into the mic "NoobMaster. Hey, it's Thor again. You know, the God of Thunder? Listen, buddy. If you don't log off this game immediately, I'm gonna fly over to your house, come down to that basement you're hiding in, rip off your arms and SHOVE THEM UP YOUR BUTT! Oh, that's right, go cry to your father, you little weasel!"

Korg grabbed the headphones "Thank you, Thor."

Thor "Let me know if he bothers you again, okay?"

Korg nodded "Thank you very much. I will."

Thor " So you want a drink? What are you drinking? We have beer, tequila, all sorts of things."

Thor used Stormbreaker to open a bottle of beer and started drinking.

I walked over to him and asked worried "Buddy, you all right?"

Thor nodded "​​​​​​Yes, I'm fine! Why, don't I look all right?"

Me "You look like jabba the hutt."

Thor nodded "So, what's up?"

Me "We need your help. There might be a chance we could fix everything."

Thor smiled " What, like the cable? Cause that's been driving me bananas for weeks."

Me "Like Thanos"

Thor's smile dropped slowly as he put a hand on my shoulder " Don't say that name."

Korg stood up "Um, yeah. We don't actually say that name in here."

I nodded "I know that... guy might scare you."

Thor " Why would I be? Why would, why would I be scared of that guy? I'm the one who killed that guy, remember? Anyone else here killed that guy? Nope. Didn't think so. Korg, why don't you, tell everybody who chopped Thanos' big head off."

Then he walked away.

Korg " Umm... Stormbreaker?"

Thor " Now, who's swingin' Stormbreaker?"

I nodded "I get it. You're in a rough spot, okay? I've been there myself. You wanna know who helped me out of it?"

Thor looked down " I don't know"

Me "It was you. You helped me."

Thor walked over and looked out the window and pointed, still holding his beer" Why don't you ask the, Asgardians down there, how much my help was worth. "

Then he sat down on the sofa " The ones that are left, anyway."

Me " I think we can bring them back."

Thor shook his head "Stop. stop, okay? I know you think I'm down here wallowing in my own self-pity, waiting to be rescued and and saved. But I'm fine, okay? We're fine, aren't we?"

Korg nodded while biting his pizza "Nah, all good here, mate."

Thor " So, whatever it is that you're offering, we're not into it, don't care, couldn't care less. Goodbye."

Me "We need you, pal."

He shook his head.

I clenched my jaw, rolling my eyes "There's beer on the ship."

Thor downed his beer "What kind?"